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@Improbable42 My last week of freedom before my return to work. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to Improbable42
Dear lord the cat is tearing through the house like a maniac. Someone needs to remind her she is almost 16 years old. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
@thegrumbles very not pc. It did make me snort laugh though. Haven't heard that expression in a while. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to thegrumbles
Found the charge cable. Now I can finish this book. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Can't find the cable to charge my Kindle Fire. I have so many more books to read DAMNIT. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
Charing my iPod and loading it up with music and podcasts. Almost time to go back to the office. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
@GoonSquadSarah I don't like the band. Not sure why exactly. about 19 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to GoonSquadSarah
@jamileh Thank you! Strongly considering giving it a go but I wanted to have all the info first. 12:14 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to jamileh
Anyone on Twitter do Whole 30? I'm curious if I can have coffee (I know it would have to be black). It isn't clear on the site. 12:07 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac
Oh yes. instagr.am/p/LOBhA-llQ3/ 10:35 AM May 29th via Instagram
Been awake since 6. Only a few hours of overall decent sleep last night. Last week home with the baby. Let's do this. 4:41 AM May 29th via Twitter for Mac
@thegrumbles my method was kill the headache with rum. I suspect I will still have the headache tomorrow. 6:04 PM May 28th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to thegrumbles
@laurenancona yeah. It's the little things. ;) 5:46 PM May 28th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to laurenancona
Things that are sexy: 1. When my husband does the laundry 2. When all dishes are put away 3. When my husband installs new towel racks 4:30 PM May 28th via TweetCaster for Android
Napping on daddy. instagr.am/p/LLiGB_llc4/ 11:22 AM May 28th via Instagram
The constant whining of my two year old is sending me to crazy town. 8:30 AM May 28th via TweetCaster for Android
My mother thinks instagram is bullshit. instagr.am/p/LI6Qvvllb2/ 10:56 AM May 27th via Instagram
Grocery shopping time. Need more coffee. 4:33 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
@DreamScar Staying away from the scripts. The side effects of ambien and the others are kind of scary :( 6:47 PM May 26th via Twitter for Mac in reply to DreamScar
@DreamScar Been trying the melatonin. It definitely helps me fall asleep first thing but it doesn't help me stay asleep. 6:47 PM May 26th via Twitter for Mac in reply to DreamScar