etcjones
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you smell like a turkish cheeseburger and fries... oh yeah
6:37 PM Dec 8th
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you, you think you are weird... just wait until you meet me...
9:29 PM Dec 3rd
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I want to eat cheese and watch the news while wearing my underwear.
9:28 PM Dec 3rd
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you can dress up a turd like a blow up doll, that doesn't mean I want to fuck it.
6:42 PM Dec 3rd
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most people worth a shit are either napping or dead... you decide.
9:41 PM Nov 30th
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anybody else feel like 2+2 = red and 4+4 = blue?
I smell orange.
9:40 PM Nov 30th
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do you spend most your time bored?
I do :(
9:26 PM Nov 30th
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all right fuckers, which one of you created the new gap Christmas commercials? I want to hunt you down!
6:56 PM Nov 30th
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remember yeltsin? I talked to him on the phone the other night, he is good spirits.
9:49 PM Nov 16th
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that sounds like rock n roll music. i like the rock and the roll, both.
9:46 PM Nov 16th
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I am not that smart, I just say what is on my mind.
9:34 PM Nov 16th
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monkee shines flash lights inc
4:25 PM Nov 16th
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laughter is the best medicine for the swine flu.
4:19 PM Nov 16th
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i never take vacations...
11:38 PM Nov 13th
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the wood pecker pecked and pecked at the front door until his pecker was sore...
11:08 PM Nov 13th
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hey ladies can I impress you with my dingy... it seats six and never sinks
11:07 PM Nov 13th
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if you have sex for money you are a whore... but sex for ring makes you married???
1:09 PM Nov 10th
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more than one way to choke a chicken... and they all feel so good.
12:36 AM Nov 8th
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I never said I was smart... what I said was I wouldn't fall your bullshit any
more.
11:06 PM Nov 7th
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need some serious cheering up.
8:39 PM Oct 14th
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- Name etcjones
- Location Kingsville
- Bio Retard King
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