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  1. @michaeljnelson LaCrosse Lager! Did your MD prescribe the special cans with deer and fish printed all over them?
  2. John McCain's Facebook farm doing very well.
  3. @michaelianblack The best vampire movie remains that short film in which Bugs Bunny outwits a vampire in many hilarious ways. Abracadabra.
  4. Et11robot died on the way back to his home planet.
  5. I'm writing a WWII-era prequel to that movie Ski School.
  6. HELLO DEAR, SIR: I AM WRITING FROM MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR, HOPING THAT YOU CAN ASSIST ME WITH AN INTERNATIONAL MONEY TRANSFER...
  7. Original character design for Family Circus - I think the mom has had breast reduction surgery since: http://tinyurl.com/ygwpmgs
  8. There's a virus infecting the internet that's systematically replacing the word dick with the word dick. Be warned!
  9. So much of adult life is about self-mastery and delayed gratification, so I am going to eat these salt & vinegar kettle chips at 9:30am!
  10. Why we still need radio: Because you would never CHOOSE to hear "Once bitten, twice shy", but you should once in great while.
  11. 2012: the year the conspiracy theorists reveal the revised date for the end of the world. I'm expecting something in the 2050's, at least.
  12. Proof that The Beatles wrote the album "A Hard Day's Night" in a hurry: "I'm gonna love her 'til the cows come home."
  13. After all these years, might Paul Simon still be crazy?
  14. I'll be watching oft-overlooked film Collision Course w/ friends Friday night. Let's bring this Leno / Morita vehicle the attn it deserves!
  15. @wbez - This American Life: love ur show but hate when you incl 1 of ur famous bummer short stories by some sad sack writer. No fiction, plz
  16. Such a flatterer: RT @BadAstronomer Reason to love Iowa number 3: real butter with my bagel.
  17. "Take me down to Junior's Farm." http://bit.ly/Dnmrr
  18. Dan Ackroyd going to be on Coast to Coast AM this week. If Art Bell comes back for Ghost to Ghost, I might buy a month's Streamlink subscrip
  19. New comic: Twist Ending http://bit.ly/XEwKK
  20. Stretching, sit-ups, push-ups on my office floor with the door closed.