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essingmybeesout

  1. I could use a bath and a beer right now. If and when I move I'm gonna make sure there is a bathtub. fuck not having a bathtub. 24 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @chaudkoko I have mozzarella and makers mark 30 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chaudkoko
  3. What? That's it?!?! That's how it ends? The fuck!?!?!?! #VeronicaMars @codyvw IT'S LIKE TWIN PEAKS ALL OVER!!!!!! about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Giant portrait of lily in sketch house!?!? Season 3 finale just got REDIC #VeronicaMars @codyvw about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Lafayette from true blood as a Uganda refugee!?!? #VeronicaMars @codyvw about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. In Brookline for 5 min and people are askin @post_everything where to buy joint papers #whitepeople #thefuckouttahere about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @ulacafe D: about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ulacafe
  8. Gamekeeper is kicking @post_everything ass #TheHangryGames about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @robdelaney little something for your spank bank xojane.com/fun/gallery/fa… 11:53 AM Jun 1st via web
  10. And the weirdest thing I've ever found on my porch goes to....#straighttothetrash instagr.am/p/LVxor_MLNV/ 10:50 AM Jun 1st via Instagram
  11. No sympathy #TheHangryGames instagr.am/p/LVvAY7sLMQ/ 10:27 AM Jun 1st via Instagram
  12. Oh how nice! They changed the urinal cakes in the Chinatown elevators! #MBTAannoy 10:19 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @codyvw as in herbig fatass? #browneye 8:34 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to codyvw
  14. Fuck Yelp "@BlackInformant: Yelp Extortion: Sacramento Man Tries To Blackmail Restaurant With Bad Review ow.ly/1N3C2n” 5:56 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  15. I got a bubble tea delivered and they forgot my straw, the fuck am I supposed to drink this shit? #awkwardmess #TheHangryGames 5:54 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @Molly_Kats your tweets suck, I follow you for your retweets 2:14 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Molly_Kats