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essieteric

  1. @elizabethdanger I still haven't seen Bana!Hulk, and therefore relinquish a portion of my street cred.
  2. Contrary to popular belief, having toxins from your liver cause fluid build up in your brain is NOT COOL. It's, y'know... STUPID.
  3. Apparently my other Parental unit is out of ICU and will be going home next week. If he lets himself get that sick again, I'll hit him.
  4. I did not write a damn thing today and my brain and body is too exhausted to even try now. :( #BadWriterIsBad
  5. In this episode of SVU, Harry Connick Jr makes Mariska Hargitay cry, and the entire SVU fanbase wants to stab him in the face.
  6. @EmmetOC_ Nice work! :P
  7. Monotone Bob doesn't get customer service: if you order food & receive something that isn't that food, YOU DON'T PAY FULL PRICE FOR IT.
  8. @pmason83 meanwhile, Stallone nearly killed comedy. #StayAwayFromTheMuppetsSly
  9. @pmason83 Which Paul? #AllThePaulsWantMe #OnlyOneGetsMe :P @PBedford
  10. @pmason83 Oh I dunno ... You have a pretty cute pout. ;) @PBedford
  11. The answer is ALL OF THE ICE CREAM AND CHOCOLATE SAUCE. Sorry, what was the question?
  12. OH GAWD. Just. No one touch me. I'm already in bliss. #BigBlueBathBomb
  13. Prince Charles and David Attenborough should narrate a documentary together. It would be EPIC.
  14. @_vonangel @thegirlwithabow @Immunity_sarina @panique @ESGNJiipD Many thanks, my dear!! :)
  15. @PBedford I don't know! It's completely criminal - my darling Current Interest should be ASHAMED. ;)
  16. @PBedford In the bath. Alone. Where the fuck are you?! :P @TimMcEwen67
  17. @ElementalAmber indeeds. *high fives*
  18. @ElementalAmber The Capt needs a Bioware education. But the Capt has to draw pretty pictures too. So I take what I can get. :P