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EssentialAlex

  1. Tre Dolce dessert at Bravo. instagr.am/p/LWMIASv1rF/ about 2 hours ago via Instagram
  2. I'm at Books-A-Million w/ @cbroyhill 4sq.com/MgAdzF about 2 hours ago via foursquare from Maryland, US  
  3. Mojito Numero Uno. instagr.am/p/LWEYzHv1m1/ about 3 hours ago via Instagram
  4. I'm at BRAVO! Cucina Italiana (Fredericksburg, VA) 4sq.com/JZ9q5s about 3 hours ago via foursquare from Maryland, US  
  5. Holy shitfuck, dude. Please leave my office. I don't care about your baby. I don't. I really, really don't. I don't. I don't. I just don't. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
  6. bar bites and mojitos, motherfuckers. about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
  7. @_sweetfi_ about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to _sweetfi_
  8. "@_sweetfi_: Watching Bridesmaids at work and dyinggg 😂😂" How the fuck? You work at Blockbuster now? about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  9. @horrorgeek Too "European." ;-) about 9 hours ago via web in reply to horrorgeek
  10. Krispy Kreme's got a Key Lime Kreme Pie doughnut this month? Why is that not in my mouth RIGHT NOW? about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck
  11. @eleysium True statement. Tuesday - Thursday are my most productive workdays. If only they'd pay me for five days to work those three. about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to eleysium
  12. Do actual work on Friday? Silly goose, that's what Monday's for. about 11 hours ago via web
  13. Getting RT'd by Game of Thrones gets you some twitter action, I see. yfrog.com/oc9s9zp about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck
  14. "F**k the Kingsguard. F**k the city. F**k the king." - The Hound, being a boss. @GameOfThrones #Blackwater about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck
  15. Good morning, btw. about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck
  16. @Dannon, you need to go ahead and make the Orchard Pear flavor permanent. Eff that seasonal/limited time nonsense. about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck
  17. Good night. 💤 about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  18. If I ask, "Did you see my tweet?" and you reply, "Just tell me," then you're an impatient jerk-ass and we can't be friends. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  • Name Alex
  • Location FXBG
  • Web http://www.alikap...
  • Bio a little to your left, a little to your right, prone to outbursts of profanity and boredom. cal bear since childhood. usaf vet. also, I take pictures.
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