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  1. I was just in Wal-Mart and, wow, the people I saw. Somebody should make a website about the people who shop at Wal-Mart. 10 minutes ago from Birdfeed
  2. "Wait, how is he your little brother and your son? Something's wrong with this family." Just playing make-believe, teaching life lessons. about 5 hours ago from Birdfeed
  3. Dear America: There is no reason in the entire universe, nor will there ever be, to start Christmas shopping at 5 a.m. Just stop. 9:58 AM Nov 26th from Birdfeed
  4. @Daedilus Clearly 9:56 AM Nov 26th from Birdfeed in reply to Daedilus
  5. It's so adorable how the Canadians are at work pretending like it's just any other Thursday. QUIT TRYING TO FIGHT IT, HOSERS. 9:37 AM Nov 26th from Birdfeed
  6. Anybody in CHS have CSTV and want to host a Utah/BYU game party Saturday night? :) 9:33 AM Nov 26th from Birdfeed
  7. @ruthakers Thanks for sharing. 9:32 AM Nov 26th from Birdfeed in reply to ruthakers
  8. I don't know who's more embarrassed to be seen with the other — Carly Simon or the Care Bears. 8:33 AM Nov 26th from Birdfeed
  9. @seanhussey I wouldn't have thought such concentrated desecration were possible if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes. Damn you, Jimmy. 8:19 AM Nov 26th from Birdfeed in reply to seanhussey
  10. Oneida Nation float is followed by a marching band with a white girl in red, white & blue feather headdress. God bless America. 8:17 AM Nov 26th from Birdfeed
  11. My niece was drinking a milkshake this morning and I hate you, Twitter. 6:46 AM Nov 26th from Birdfeed
  12. Wife said she had to use the bathroom. I said I did too so we stopped and now it's my fault we're running late. 4:24 PM Nov 25th from Birdfeed
  13. Grandpa's stuffing the bird. #ThanksgivingEuphemisms 11:24 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  14. Hey Adam Lambert, I've never heard you sing and probably wouldn't like it, but I admire you for refusing to apologize for being yourself. 10:34 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  15. I've been working from home the past three days and have realized THE REST OF THE WORLD IS DOING IT WRONG. 9:00 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  16. Waking up with hair like Rod Stewart doesn't mean you'll land Stacy's mom, now or ever. *sigh* 6:17 AM Nov 25th from Birdfeed
  17. @the_dza That's a threat. There has to be some kind of law against Weight Watchers Thanksgiving in Kansas. 9:48 PM Nov 24th from Birdfeed in reply to the_dza
  18. @kellyoxford If one person caught it, that's one too many. I'm still shaking off the "honky" I got from Timberlake at Super Bowl '04. 7:18 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to kellyoxford
  19. @likaluca You just don't like Bruce because of your Jersey roots. I feel the same way about Donny & Marie. (And, yes, "I'm on Fire" = Win) 6:00 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to likaluca
  20. My life could use a monetization strategy. 1:34 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck