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These toddlers have more money falling out of their Paul Frank wallets than I have in my checking account.38 minutes ago from Tweetie
Actually, my wife and boy beat me inside for the dan Zanes show so I'm just standing here like King Pedophile.41 minutes ago from Tweetie
In line for Dan Zanes & Friends. I feel like we're about to audition for a Cookie photo shoot.44 minutes ago from Tweetie
@Kalli I like the way you think.about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Kalli
Breakfast is my favorite time of year.about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
@MamitaMojita Well at least you're participating in the Pantsless part of the festival, right? RIGHT? (Note: I am.)about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to MamitaMojita
The Pantsless Film Festival could take down the Internet. Suck on that, Zombie Michael Jackson.about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
@lisarahmat clearly you are the sane one in this scenario.about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to lisarahmat
@lisarahmat TOTALLY logical.about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to lisarahmat
@abigvictory That's how I met my wife. HEY-OHHHH!about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to abigvictory
@tams77 I can already tell that this one's going to cause many grey hairs.about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to tams77
@emilyelisabeth No kidding. We watched Modern Marvels: Cheese and The Kennedys back-to-back!about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to emilyelisabeth
Will somebody who's watching The Big Lebowski empty a 40 in honor of your east-coast homies whose kids get up at 5am even on Sunday?about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
@MamitaMojita Wish I was there, too. (He says an hour and a half later.)about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to MamitaMojita
@emilyelisabeth We just watched that too!about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to emilyelisabeth
@lindstifa Don't worry, I heard it from here. Nice work.about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to lindstifa
Ah, kids going through the terrible twos...Can't live with 'em, can't commit corporal punishment.about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
@SoyGoy Thanks for the ff mention!6:34 PM Jul 17th from Tweetie in reply to SoyGoy
I don't teach the boy how to say real swear words but I do teach him to thoroughly enjoy fake ones.5:50 PM Jul 17th from Birdhouse
Here's your current Charleston weather report: dancing screaming itching squealing fever feeling HOT HOT HOT.3:35 PM Jul 17th from Tweetie

Name Essex Mortimer Dogg
Location Charleston, SC
Web http://essdogg.tu...
Bio Dad. Husband. Author. Cynic. Fashion Icon. Life coach. Lover. Fighter. World Champion. Exaggerator. Cliché. Serial period abuser.

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