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Yesterday; wonderful because at 9am I had an iPhone, terrible because at 9:15 I was given so much work I couldn't touch it till now.6:39 PM Jul 10thfrom Tweetie
Everyone at work is swapping twitter URLs. Im staying quiet as I fear it may lead to a decline in tweets describing the quality of my farts.4:26 PM Jul 8thfrom Tweetie
Today's valuable lesson; indigestion tablets make you fart.
A lot.12:13 AM Jul 8thfrom Tweetie
I just used the words 'spectacularly unprofessional' to describe a clients design work. Shall we take bets on whether action will be taken?7:20 PM Jul 6thfrom Tweetie
An attempt to pick me up in a bookshop; I was in the scifi aisle with an omnibus in my hand. He asked me clubbing. Did not go well for him.3:29 AM Jun 28thfrom Tweetie
Just bought a case for the iPhone I don't even own.
Ca-raaaaaaaay-zeeeee12:08 AM Jun 28thfrom Tweetie
Feelin sick but cant go home, got a deadline Im not sure I can own. Have a design I feel I won't win, art director's gonna put me in the bin5:19 PM Jun 21stfrom Tweetie
Gotta love your job when you get this from a legitimate iStockPhoto search...
"0 search results for Vector AND Llama"10:26 PM Jun 17thfrom Tweetie
'Interesting-ness' is usually good. An exception to this is toilet cubicles where interesting tends to coincide with stinky.3:06 AM Jun 16thfrom txt