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  1. My hiccups make me sound like a squeaky toy.
  2. Big cheers to Mark Webber, dude is such a super hero!
  3. Spending my afternoon with JJJ's #Hottest100 There may be dancing. Don't watch.
  4. Yesterday; wonderful because at 9am I had an iPhone, terrible because at 9:15 I was given so much work I couldn't touch it till now.
  5. @nathankaso My pony is on back order, apparently all the cool people got them first and they sold out.
  6. IPHONE TOMORROW *dies*
  7. Everyone at work is swapping twitter URLs. Im staying quiet as I fear it may lead to a decline in tweets describing the quality of my farts.
  8. Today's valuable lesson; indigestion tablets make you fart. A lot.
  9. @nathankaso @jmac 's kitty temporarily numbs the pain. Like panadol for the soul.
  10. @jmac *dies from the cute* ♥ May we have more? They make the pain of designing emails go away.
  11. I just used the words 'spectacularly unprofessional' to describe a clients design work. Shall we take bets on whether action will be taken?
  12. My nose feels small today.
  13. Brunswick St! You are covered in chromers. Go take a bath!
  14. @jonathonbellew That might have been on his agenda. Mine was more along the lines of Book Clubbing (the kind where the book is the club)
  15. An attempt to pick me up in a bookshop; I was in the scifi aisle with an omnibus in my hand. He asked me clubbing. Did not go well for him.
  16. @jonathonbellew it's true, I have no iPhone... and no pony. It's all very sad.
  17. Just bought a case for the iPhone I don't even own. Ca-raaaaaaaay-zeeeee
  18. Feelin sick but cant go home, got a deadline Im not sure I can own. Have a design I feel I won't win, art director's gonna put me in the bin
  19. Gotta love your job when you get this from a legitimate iStockPhoto search... "0 search results for Vector AND Llama"
  20. 'Interesting-ness' is usually good. An exception to this is toilet cubicles where interesting tends to coincide with stinky.