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  1. holy cow, it's alfred hitchcock's 'the birds' out there. grackles descending en mass on my workplace. about 6 hours ago from web
  2. why are there no new eps of the bugle? john oliver and andy zaltzman, i hope you both know you've disappointed me yet again. about 22 hours ago from web
  3. why do ppl find it necessary to add fall leaves, sprigs of holly and other seasonal miscellany to their work email signatures? 10:38 AM Nov 23rd from web
  4. called out by creepy salad guy for not buying salad at workplace cafe often enough. i think he thinks i eat zero vegetables. 10:04 AM Nov 23rd from web
  5. wondering why exactly amazon would suggest i choose "elizabeth's spacious boat" as my payphrase. 10:34 AM Nov 20th from web
  6. weeks-long taco bell craving finally sated. 8:34 PM Nov 19th from web
  7. come on bulls, let's trounce kobe. 8:12 PM Nov 19th from web
  8. "imma hustler baby; i sell water to a well." this is def what my aft was missing. 1:38 PM Nov 19th from web
  9. yeah ... make that 3,000 WORD doc. still unreasonable. 12:31 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. was just informed by regional comm director i've been contracted to write 3,000-pg story for magazine, unbeknownst to me. how exactly? 12:22 PM Nov 19th from web
  11. ok, joe biden. 3 accidents in the span of a week? might wanna consider a means of travel beyond motorcade at this point. hot air balloon? 12:11 PM Nov 19th from web
  12. @smellvin that's a tough one ... but i can only maintain a certain number of celebrity crushes, so i'll stick with tomlin on this. 11:00 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to smellvin
  13. mike tomlin look-a-like now working at my local bank. this is the next best thing. going to start making a lot of unnecessary BoA runs. 10:09 AM Nov 19th from web
  14. someone dropped a large section of bubble wrap in my office. score! 11:10 AM Nov 18th from web
  15. actual word that sounds made up: pestiferous. from late middle english, when it meant "morally corrupting." 10:41 AM Nov 18th from web
  16. told ppl i'm not a fan of oprah during discussion of okra. it's possible i play music too loudly. and also shouldn't jump in mid-convo. 9:58 AM Nov 18th from web
  17. stand by for tues, in which i and my deviated septum do battle with my workplace's toxic construction site. 6:03 AM Nov 17th from web
  18. seconding @antipigeonsunit's coffee fail. is it possible to break's one jaw from yawning? i've at least pulled a muscle. 1:42 PM Nov 16th from web
  19. my computer is conspiring to ruin an otherwise decent monday. 7:03 AM Nov 16th from web
  20. stupid AFI, why must you toy with my heart? don't email me to say you're screening dr. parnassus if it's already sold out! 7:23 AM Nov 13th from web