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  1. I want cake but I shouldn't have cake....sod it, cake
  2. I went to bed at 9.30....is that wrong? No. Well how about updating twitter/facebook on the toilet?
  3. Ok, it's beard week next week I just hope my facial hair hurrys up. I may have a hitler tash on Christmas day
  4. This year everyones presents will be wrapped in old fire alarm schematics. I'm saving the planet!
  5. #dexter I agree FUCK!
  6. Our tree...and yes that we do have kinder eggs on it! http://tweetphoto.com/6368845
  7. Gemma has an erasure song in her head because she thought I played it when I didn't....how odd.
  8. This is a bot bizarre. I thought I was doing a disco tonight instead ice walked into a medievel banquet being attacked by floozies!
  9. Does anyone else think this watch is cool? http://tweetphoto.com/6248593
  10. Things I don't like: talking when my throat is mega sore, people who expect things, people who drive into car parking spaces, Tesco
  11. The basic science is that a lemslip has 600mg of paracetamol and a tablet has 500mg. You normally take two tablets thus 1g of pure relief
  12. Ok. If you empty two parcetamol captuals into a cup of tea it works better than a lemsip. Just need to work out why I can't see ;)
  13. Does anyone have any jobs? I really need to lose this one
  14. Does anyone remember the bollocks game?
  15. Things could be better. I can't believe I've rewarded someone who broke my equipment!!
  16. No sleep, sore thoart and a headacke makes Iain a dull boy
  17. I like this week off work. Jemermy Kyle will be missed next week. Anyway I should really get up, a weeks prep to be done in a day. :s
  18. Have I gone too far by buying 72 kinder eggs? http://tweetphoto.com/5710134
  19. Who likes drinking pussy? http://tweetphoto.com/5710046
  20. Gemma quote of the day "can we go in your car as i need to get quite a lot of onions" priceless!