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eshonkwiler

  1. How is Mighty Ducks: Reducks not a movie?
  2. @robhollywood @siansa @hemmiemm @lornasuzuki @Ginafrangello @asheresque @BookishMagpie @NovelOpinion Grazie.
  3. Line from grandma, who just turned eighty: If I went out dressed like that they'd shoot me too dead to kick. Suspect all my ability is hers.
  4. @sarahsshaffer That would be a good thing to always do. And now you're breathing consciously. But hopefully not forever.
  5. @sarahsshaffer It's actually sideways. So remember to _____, forever.
  6. @Green_Brad @MinnesotaReview Awesome. Congrats, Brad.
  7. Deerchops, bourbon, and a CA tax return check. Suddenly I'm having a good evening.
  8. Great essay @themillions from @Benjamin_Hale. Made me think. I'm one of the few(?) who'd pick door number one.
  9. @pfallerj @mwgothic It's my favorite, too.
  10. @robhollywood @mwgothic Oh, that's awesome.
  11. @llamachicaou You've never seen True Grit?
  12. Had a moment tonight. Sitting in an old cruiser in a parking lot at the edge of town, talking about going to war, vet friends.
  13. seattlepi.com/business/press… "Anyone paying close attention can see text is in decline." Brought to you via text, spread via text.
  14. The upside to the whole eye bleeding thing is it's an excuse to wear an eyepatch.
  15. @laurenleto Hopefully a great opening line to my night.
  16. May 26th, 2012. The day blood came out of my eye.
  17. @Green_Brad @Lvandenberg @mdbell79 @salesses That's the solution to any coding difficulties. It just never gets back to you.
  18. @mdbell79 You just switched homofouns.
  19. @AlphaNaught Grammar-slam.