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escovel

  1. Somebody should give me $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.00.
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  4. Profile activator spray goes platinum! Twitter reveals its new "Stalker" feature! Left untended, this could get like totally out of control.
  5. Fluffy silhouette stencil. Opulent. No one asked me to do this. Fortunate. Nobody is left untouched by this. Ricercar is not a Toyota sedan.
  6. I move effortlessly between two keyboards. On one, END and HOME are called as functions, they do not have dedicated keys. This is troubling.
  7. Egg like. The gooey head of a rhinoceros. Something tender rises suggestively into the opposite of a mushroom villa. Boil until it blackens.
  8. Against transformation, a ridge overlooks a slope to a waterfall is not moving anywhere. Move from point A to B and see how far you've gone.
  9. Something tender, something sweet, something delicate, something lush, something pillowy, something serene, something silky, something ripe.
  10. WORK HAPHAZARDLY TO FUCK LANGUAGE TO THE WALLS, THEN PRACTICE SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION // BE FAMOUS after YOU DIE, OR IT'LL SUCK AT EJECTION
  11. MORE MAXIMS FR POWETS // FRAGG YRR IDOLS // NOBODY CARES WHAT YOURE WRITING // I <3 GERTRUDE // FUCK THIS SHIT! // WHAT'S THE RAMIFICATIONS!
  12. MAXIMS FR POWETS // NO IDEAS OR THINGS // MAKIT // MAKIT AGAIN // DONT MAKIT // MAKIT // NET IDS ARE THINGKING // THINGKIT AGAIN // NO DONT.
  13. DEFINITIONS |o- ) | ( -o| Poetry :: Don't every let anybody tell you what poetry is or is not. Anti-Poetry :: see POETRY. write out of it.
  14. IDENTITIES, A LOVE POEM OOOO Chorus And human relations Fluids And human relations Oh no oh no. There is no chorus in human relations.
  15. IDENTITIES, A LOVE POEM OOOOOOOOO And human relations. We say one love but say a lover and a lover. Nobody is interested in human relations.
  16. IDENTITIES A LOVE POEM OOOOOOOOOOOOO I am I because my little dick grows big. Does a little dick rest? Does a little dick wait? A man comes.
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  18. Phalluscious revagination. Tromantic is the new Dancing With Cats. Batty riding bitch tits like'a the slobbing. Internets is muscular tubes.
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