escobarfrom51
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I saw a fat lady with a "M.O.B." tattoo on her arm. I asked "money over b*tches?" She said "No, McDonalds over Burger King.
3:05 AM May 30th
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Before birth control pills and modern condoms were invented, our ancestors had to get a little .
10:18 PM May 28th
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My Ex texted me: "I Miss You..." So I replied: "We're sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn't give a fuck."
3:00 PM May 28th
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I could never trust a psychic who hasn't won the lottery at least once.
1:00 PM May 27th
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Se promener a toison d'or quand il y a du soleil c'est comme aller sur facebook. Tiens tes tetes lol
12:29 PM May 27th
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'l'homme ordinaire ne se préoccupe que de passer le temps, l'homme de talent que de l'employer Arthur Schopenhauer
2:08 PM May 27th
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from Waterloo, Nivelles
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"There is only one success – to be able to spend your life in your own way. "
8:59 AM May 26th
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Fat City Bitch. Fat Fat City Bitch Ten Ten Doughnuts and a Twinkie Bitch. VIP Micky D's No Guest List.
5:00 PM May 25th
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That awkward moment, when I'm drunk and you're still ugly.
9:00 AM May 24th
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Kim Kardashian gets passed around by Black men faster than Rick Ross and Precious sharing a KFC Family Bucket.
12:00 AM May 24th
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Forgive someone because you believe they are truly sorry, not just because you want to keep them in your life.
9:48 AM May 25th
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If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.
9:18 AM May 25th
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Some people are REAL. Some people are GOOD. Some people are FAKE. And some people are REAL GOOD at being FAKE.
8:44 AM May 25th
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Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of my TV I missed 3 commercials
8:44 AM May 25th
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Sometimes it's only after the deepest fall that you can have the highest jump & prove that you're better than your past.-@
8:31 AM May 25th
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YOLO isn't an excuse to sleep around.
5:18 PM May 24th
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Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
5:01 PM May 24th
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That awkward moment when a fat person says "Thats how I roll"
5:00 PM May 24th
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@ HAPPY BDAY YOUNG LADY!!! BE BLESSED...
3:41 PM May 23rd
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'le renoncement et la discipline dans l'action procurent tous les deux le bien souverain'
5:38 AM May 23rd
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from Oudergem, Brussels
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- Name christian sangwa
- Location Belgium
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