escarius
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Well it is a beautifully snowy night in London, and I am gonna head to bed next to my super sick wife hoping she awakes feeling better.
about 11 hours ago
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@ proven in a court of science? More lives are destroyed by not vaccinating, than by doing it.
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to joerogandotnet
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Massive snow falls gently along my balls.
about 14 hours ago
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An angel just appeared to me to say god pulled out and left his celestial cream all over my back... Just not ready to have another kid.
1:52 PM Dec 19th
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My room in Exeter is just lovely.
10:31 AM Dec 16th
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... Just realized I haven't smoked weed in a month! Wasn't even a plan, just happened, weird.
9:04 AM Dec 16th
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@ I'll check it out thx:)
9:03 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to thesophie
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@ what is shelter? Do you mean shelter.org? It's ok, but it's religious and I don't want to spread religion with my donation.
8:31 AM Dec 16th
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It's snowing big beautiful snowflakes in Muswell Hill!
3:15 AM Dec 16th
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@ Thanks I will def check it out:) I'm quitting smoking now... not new years:)
3:15 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to LouiseRidley
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@ it's weird how much they dislike Ginger, when judging from the climate they are genetically best suited for this dark rain.
2:40 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to TrishByrne
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I need a really worthy charity suggestion for Christmas. A nonreligious nondogmatic effective one that really makes a difference. RT for me)
2:37 AM Dec 16th
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I would like to open an art show for blind women called "are you hot?" the answer given by rigid tummesence or not.
1:50 AM Dec 14th
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How cool is Madrid? Fucking beautiful. Everybody always talks about Barcelona, but Madrid is way cooler...
4:46 AM Dec 13th
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My right ball fell asleep on my flight to London, never had that happen before... Hope it doesn't become a trend.
11:29 AM Dec 11th
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How awkward is it to take your wife to the hospital when she really did walk into a door... You need pictures and testimony with witnesses.
1:54 AM Dec 10th
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There is something surreal about being in the UAE, part of you wants this experiment to succeed, but then another part knows it can't.
7:59 PM Dec 8th
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Qatar simply great. There I tweeted once this week... So hard when ur travelling.
9:45 PM Dec 7th
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Fucking lovely first day in Dubai. Probsbly different point of view than Cambodians day one though.
2:26 PM Dec 2nd
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I'm on a plane to Dubai. Let's see how the credit crunch looks...
12:09 PM Dec 1st
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- Name pete johansson
- Location Muswell Hill, England
- Web http://www.petejo...
- Bio Stand up comic, traveller, playful thinker.
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