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escarius

  1. Not enough raffle prizes are tattoo's. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  2. Come on everyone... All superhero's are gay. #greenlantern about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Dear @Nationalpost would you critique @margaretatwood on how her looks impact her as an author?Then why @DebraDiGiovanni in comedy. Shameful 10:55 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @lliizziieee too cute. 9:05 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lliizziieee
  5. When I think about some of the girls I've slept with, I'm really glad I didn't have one of those dog penises that won't let her go. 4:10 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @BethanyBlack the lizard is the most likable character in it from the trailer. This could seriously bomb that lead is soo bad. 3:46 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BethanyBlack
  7. Hey news media, you can't call the loss of Papal documents a 'scandal'. These guys covered up child rape, the bar on scandal is pretty high. 3:45 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Congratulations Hollywood on finding a Spiderman less interesting than Toby Maguire! 2:51 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. ... But not to Syria...“@cnnbrk: China and Russia speak out against using force in #Syria." 10:54 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPad
  10. Everywhere I go the weather is awesome right now. Barcelona, Manchester, London and now Toronto. 7:50 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. If my numbers are low in Toronto this week, I'm gonna blame the Syrian embassy expulsion. 7:42 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Omg #aircanada always disappoints. 9:47 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @ThatMattKeyes @davejohnscomic from what I've heard, that might be all he likes. But Dave is the expert. 12:51 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ThatMattKeyes
  14. Self conscious about her royal junk in the royal trunk.“@mattkirshen: I wonder how The Queen felt the day she had to knight Sir Mixalot.” 8:31 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Same for turtles! “@layee: Thing I have learnt today. If you don’t poke the potatoes before putting them in the BBQ. They may explode.” 8:29 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Goldfinger is on ITV right now. I can't even watch it cause @davejohnscomic voice keeps fucking singing it in my head. 8:19 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. The shitty part of being poor in the first world is no six pack abs. 5:14 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. The more I read about Azerbaijan, the more fitting place it seems for what I'd like to see happen to Eurovision. 5:08 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @hellpants except for the quad bike reads rich kid. Falling of a stolen moped reads poor. 5:05 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hellpants
  • Name pete johansson
  • Location Notting Hill, England
  • Web http://www.facebo...
  • Bio Ugh. I'm almost positive self-promotion causes cancer.
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