escapereality
- I need a hamburger stat! And a milkshake. And a new swim suit. And an intervention.6:40 PM Jul 2nd from TwitterBerry
- Well work, I'd love to sit here and pleasure you but my ass is numb and I need a snack.1:54 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
- My desktop motivational calendar is going to make great kindling for when I burn this mother down.11:27 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
- If I had a guess, I'd say that biting this hangnail was the pain equivalent to giving birth. If you need me, I'll be crying in the bathroom.8:37 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
- After taking off my shoes under the desk in this small office, I was painfully reminded why I should a)never do that and b)work alone.12:54 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck
- Unfortunately, I showed up to work today while my brain decided to sleep in...so I'll just be here staring in awe of this stapler.9:37 AM Jun 30th from TweetDeck
- Pretty sure I would've had to woken up blind in 1993 to choose a worse outfit than what I chose to wear today.1:44 PM Jun 29th from TweetDeck
- Nothing like listening to Damien Rice and weeping into my coffee cup. At work. My hormones and I have a love/hate relationship.9:09 AM Jun 29th from TweetDeck
- @jpjaramillo You are a brave, brave soul.8:57 AM Jun 29th from TweetDeck in reply to jpjaramillo
- Sweet jeebus, savoring this buttermilk biscuit must be the equivalent of making love to Paula Deen.8:44 AM Jun 29th from TweetDeck
- You know you need to shower when covering your nose with your shirt smells worse than this public restroom.1:56 PM Jun 28th from TwitterBerry
- My childhood play time was cut short as my strapless dress fell to my waist and flashed the elderly crowd watching me play volleyball.5:11 PM Jun 27th from TwitterBerry
- That gas station burrito is the first of many bad decisions today.11:32 AM Jun 27th from TwitterBerry
- Ate a delicious hummus, swiss, & avocado bagel followed by peanut butter pie, cuz ya know...any lunch less than 1000 calories doesn't count.12:14 PM Jun 26th from TweetDeck
- Staring blankly at the screen hoping the boss walks in now & not in 15 mins. when I'm drooling on my notepad while talking to myself, again.10:07 AM Jun 26th from TweetDeck
- I just played "sniff out the cleanest coffee mug" at the office. I wouldn't exactly call the outcome a *win*.9:28 AM Jun 26th from TweetDeck
- Boss called to tell me he'd be in at 11 & I congratulated him on showing up for the first time in 3 wks. Apparently it was not *that* funny.9:00 AM Jun 26th from TweetDeck
- You know, we've yet to stop & think how Kate is being affected by all of this...I'm sure it's been at least 1 day since her last headline.8:00 AM Jun 26th from TweetDeck
- I keep hoping that if I ignore the hair on my legs, it'll go away. That was until I wore this skirt into the office.7:28 AM Jun 26th from TweetDeck
- In almost every hardship, humor seems to be a most convenient band-aid.3:55 PM Jun 25th from TweetDeck
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- Name Rebecca
- Location 3rd Street
- Web http://escapereal...
- Bio I like to challenge the status-quo and put berries in my oatmeal.
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