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  1. Hipster at Highland Basil Docs doesn't know that a couple of slices=2 pieces of pizza, yet he can text and operate register at the same time
  2. Hello @visseafoods in Bellingham WA! Just noticed that you are following me. We sure miss you guys, mile high seafood is just not the same.
  3. Watching Rudolph. too many commercials, not enough abominable snowman, more abominable snowman please. & why isn't abominable snowman a TT?
  4. "The Waldon Five MinuteFan", my ass! The box for this ceiling fan should say that it will take a hundred and twenty five minutes to install.
  5. Link: Bigfoots would check into Hotels. The Hilton Lobby would be overwhelmed by Bigfoots, but the Bigfoots... http://tumblr.com/xpa4eki6a
  6. That cop saw me texting. Better put my seatbelt on, put this cigarette out, set my coffee down and quit breastfeeding the baby. Stupid laws.
  7. @Joshua_Allen check out http://www.bumperart.com/
  8. @joshuaallen check out http://www.bumperart.com/
  9. Photo: are2: there he is, safe and sound http://tumblr.com/xpa4dqtvw
  10. Photo: mistaobseen: kinda makes you want a cup of coffee doesn’t it? http://tumblr.com/xpa4cwg41
  11. Video: thedailywhat: http://tumblr.com/xpa4c1yfz
  12. Hey, I made pumpkin pie! Two of 'em. First time ever. Happy Large Domestic Foul Day!
  13. Photo: cabbage http://tumblr.com/xpa49req4
  14. Cairo@Vet again today. Good news: may not be cancer tumor. Bad news: no idea what it is yet, leaving room for it to turn out to be cancer.
  15. C-Dog may have another cancer tumor.Fuck.Administering copious amounts of Jim Beam(to me not the dog)-helped last Spring.More info tomorrow
  16. @infomongo, thanks - I cashed in on the Amazon deal this morning
  17. Photo: 10 Most Incredible Earth Scars http://tumblr.com/xpa487hea
  18. @infomongo, that tweet about Amazon and the mp3s seemed to be a little too long. The link was cut off and I wasn't able to follow it to
  19. TV just told me "The Road" premiers Nov 25th. Nice uplifting holiday story.
  20. Didn't watch the AMAs, and I don't get the jokes about J Lo. This stuff is hard sometimes.