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  1. @agladman Where were you when I needed a straight man this morning? 5:33 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to agladman
  2. @badmachinery I am freestyling with the fundamental building blocks of comedy. Perhaps it is too avant-guarde for dinosaurs like you. 5:29 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to badmachinery
  3. No, it was Papparazzi. 5:22 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. Poke her face? 5:22 AM Nov 24th from web
  5. I had to wake a woman up on the train because her phone was playing that awful Lady Gaga song, but she was sleeping through it. 5:22 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. @gnorthfield you're only half right... woooOOOooo! #iamaghost 3:15 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to gnorthfield
  7. @Kevling it is a work of pure fiction. See how easily I weave a tale from thin air! 1:51 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to Kevling
  8. @fox_in_the_snow my genius confounded by technology once again! Twitter conspires against me! 1:49 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to fox_in_the_snow
  9. Please re-read those last three posts because they form an hilarious joke that I made up on the train. #hilariousjokesthatimadeuponthetrain 1:45 AM Nov 24th from web
  10. No, I just tapped her on the shoulder. 1:37 AM Nov 24th from web
  11. Poker face? 1:35 AM Nov 24th from web
  12. I had to wake a woman up on the train because her phone was playing that awful Lady Gaga song, but she was managing to sleep through it. 1:26 AM Nov 24th from web
  13. @NickDavies Actually, I think he was fermenting it into alcohol. He was hoping to get totally pithed. 5:55 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to NickDavies
  14. @thebwaa our genius is wasted on these mere mortals. 5:47 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to thebwaa
  15. I saw a man stealing the white stuff from inside my orange peel this morning, so I shouted 'are you taking the pith?'. 5:44 AM Nov 20th from web
  16. I am back from my trip to India, land of infinite mysteries. For instance, in India Cocopops Mega Munchers are called 'Chocos'. Mysterious! 6:04 AM Nov 19th from web
  17. Am in india. Apparently they have a cleaning liquid called 'Colin'. Also I have been attacked by a goat. 10:14 AM Oct 26th from web
  18. @Emmavieceli try to find the rune sword! 6:03 AM Oct 17th from web in reply to Emmavieceli
  19. I should never be allowed to watch television on my own. I just swore at a Haagen Daaz advert. 5:34 AM Oct 17th from web
  20. Not that I am conceited enough to have a google alert set up for the phrase 'super animal adventure squad' or anything ... *cough* 3:05 AM Oct 17th from web