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erotisphere

  1. Fuck the OLCC. kptv.com/story/18615732…
  2. Vaporizers are like condoms: Safe, highly advizable in almost every situation, yet I still find myself with a dirty 8" bong in my mouth.
  3. Friday is so close I can taste its butt.
  4. Stoned grocery shopping at the Hawthorne Fred Meyer is trippy: Clown on a unicycle, guy in a bear suit, hippy in sandals playing the violin.
  5. Cancer is the devil; Jesus is AIDS.
  6. Can somebody please show me any evidence at all that strip clubs cause crime? oregonlive.com/portland/index…
  7. Split a pot cookie and saw Hunger Games at Cinemagic on Hawthorne yesterday. Halfway through I thought I was gonna completely lose my shit.
  8. Hammy's delivery guy: "That's the fifth bong I've seen tonight. Must be the night for it." Response: "Every night is the night for it."
  9. TONIGHT! Strip bingo at CRUSH! facebook.com/events/3598671…
  10. In my experience there is never a fee to enter Silverado and the drinks are always free, but maybe that's just me... blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/ar…
  11. @revblk A+ Generic.
  12. I'm not getting drunk because it's St. Patrick's Day; I'm getting drunk because I'm a fucking alcoholic.
  13. Put on that wedding dress and head to Goose Hollow Inn at 1pm today for BRIDES OF MARCH! facebook.com/events/1306442…
  14. International news: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…
  15. Girl on the bus asked if she could touch my hair because it looked soft. I don't shake hands with strangers, but somehow this seemed ok.
  16. 1 granola bar is nice, but 3 is nicer, and then all of a sudden you realize your life consists entirely of drugs, sex, and granola bars.
  17. If you're a lady and you like it HOTT, you'd better head to Crush RIGHT NOW!
  18. Any women interested in joining the Bad Girls BDSM group should hit Q Center at 2pm today for workshop and orientation. pdxbadgirls.net
  19. We're smack dab in the middle of the Portland Women's Film Festival at Hollywood Theatre! Tonight: Mature Themes. powfest.com/2012-schedule.…