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  1. @drshroom Provigil + Ambien Just give up on regulating your sleep.
  2. This one new resident looks just like my ex-husband, only like if he wasn't off his meds.
  3. My mom: "No, I don't want to join Facebook, I already belong to *too many* social networking sites! I already get too many event invites."
  4. I wonder if Mrs Happy knows he was thinking about black tacos all day.
  5. One of the most WTFy Happy posts of all time: http://bit.ly/emplY
  6. I'm all, "Fuck my brother got married and didn't tell me??? He knock someone up???"
  7. My dad called and wondered if I wanted to meet my new sister in law. Hi, your 2nd ex-wife's son's new bride is not my sister-in-law.
  8. Might close the blog down again after this weekend, but thought you all needed a little lick from the Nurse K lollipop. Or some shit.
  9. Blog post up!! http://bit.ly/1l4sKp
  10. Cellulitis, +MRSA, +UTI, +fever...how about an order for abx before you transfer the patient cuz we're full?
  11. CC of the day: "Really bad hot flashes". Got full cardiac workup.
  12. Some fucker just totally got me with the "2 girls 1 cup" video. If you don't know what that is, please don't Google it.
  13. Halloween + one extra hour that the bars are open = Which lac is the real lac and which is the fake??
  14. Just picked up a 12 hour overnight shift on Halloween not realizing it was Daylight Savings Time. Fuck.
  15. @Emergiblog Oxycodone ER is....
  16. Check out the comments!
  17. Crayzee alert! Some paramedic named "Dave Hayes" thinks he has divine healing powers. http://trismus1.wordpress.c...
  18. New pet peeve: MDs who think IV potassium "works better". Hi, the patient can eat, let's do PO. No, that doesn't work as well. Uh...
  19. @ConnieRN1 Work it!
  20. The Nurse K No-Duhr Article of the Year award goes to: http://www.reuters.com/arti...