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  1. My mom: "No, I don't want to join Facebook, I already belong to *too many* social networking sites! I already get too many event invites."
  2. I wonder if Mrs Happy knows he was thinking about black tacos all day.
  3. One of the most WTFy Happy posts of all time: http://bit.ly/emplY
  4. I'm all, "Fuck my brother got married and didn't tell me??? He knock someone up???"
  5. My dad called and wondered if I wanted to meet my new sister in law. Hi, your 2nd ex-wife's son's new bride is not my sister-in-law.
  6. Might close the blog down again after this weekend, but thought you all needed a little lick from the Nurse K lollipop. Or some shit.
  7. Blog post up!! http://bit.ly/1l4sKp
  8. Cellulitis, +MRSA, +UTI, +fever...how about an order for abx before you transfer the patient cuz we're full?
  9. CC of the day: "Really bad hot flashes". Got full cardiac workup.
  10. Some fucker just totally got me with the "2 girls 1 cup" video. If you don't know what that is, please don't Google it.
  11. Halloween + one extra hour that the bars are open = Which lac is the real lac and which is the fake??
  12. Just picked up a 12 hour overnight shift on Halloween not realizing it was Daylight Savings Time. Fuck.
  13. @Emergiblog Oxycodone ER is....
  14. Check out the comments!
  15. Crayzee alert! Some paramedic named "Dave Hayes" thinks he has divine healing powers. http://trismus1.wordpress.c...
  16. New pet peeve: MDs who think IV potassium "works better". Hi, the patient can eat, let's do PO. No, that doesn't work as well. Uh...
  17. @ConnieRN1 Work it!
  18. The Nurse K No-Duhr Article of the Year award goes to: http://www.reuters.com/arti...
  19. 4mg IV dilaudid for chronic pelvic pain...patient satisfaction scores must be down...
  20. Hospital around here is no longer offering seasonal flu vaccines for employees...If you didn't get one already, you have to find your own.