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  1. Mystery Dogg, 10 yo, broke a lock, tore thru screen, squeezed 6" gap, jumped 3rd floor window onto concrete. Dislocated toe. Super animal?
  2. en route to MA. saw a jag convertible, top dropped, jumbo pack of tp sticking up in the back seat, fluttering in the breeze.
  3. Thursday AM subway platform slide guitarist, slide my blues away.
  4. HULK TIRED!!!!
  5. 1 week, 2 all-nighters. Commitment: it's the kick in the nuts that we take for our customers.
  6. The squeaky wheel gets the oil. And if he doesn't stop soon it's going to be boiling oil, poured from the top of a castle wall.
  7. Feels like someone worked me over with a pillowcase full of oranges. Old man Keane needs sleep!
  8. Feeling too old to spend a night at a desk.
  9. Feeling the need for opinions - http://ping.fm/9oxiK - propose and commit, bitches!
  10. When god closes a door, it's because he needs a little privacy to do #2. If it's really stinky he'll open a window.
  11. Back to the office for a little R&R...
  12. Praying the kids blew up all their fireworks last night.
  13. OH: They'll be wearing animal skins as pelts!
  14. Yay everyone wants a MacBook Pro like me http://bit.ly/96bxC #moonfruit
  15. Me: "If you *have* pink eye and *give* someone the stink eye, what is that called?" @johnsico: "The eyeball shocker."
  16. Shan and Win away in MA, thunderstorms whipping Mystery Dogg into a frenzy, product release on Monday: 5th anniversary fail.
  17. Every week should begin with sunrise in the surf.
  18. oops... mentioned RSS feeds, hashtags, @ replies, retweets, overheard, etc. ... poor mom, now we're lost down the rabbit hole.
  19. At home with mom, 'splainin this twitter thang. good post-op activity i guess.
  20. OH @sirmichael: Eh...supporting bad soccer teams is a CLM (Career Limiting Move).