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  1. Leaving your heirs a lot of money doesn't guarantee tears at your funeral. — Sandra Block
  2. If you want your heirs to mourn, you had best leave them nothing. — Martial
  3. How to Get Rich:Take your savings & buy some good stock & hold it 'til it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up don't buy it.—Will Rogers
  4. Never buy a hat with more character than you. — Unknown wise person
  5. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every 6 months -http://bit.ly/X5wGI
  6. You just may have to read "Career Success Without a Real Job" if you have ever on your résumé claimed to be a member of the Kennedy clan.
  7. Because a thing seems difficult for you, do not think it impossible for me, including writing 365 Reasons Why Retirement Rocks & Work Sucks!
  8. If you believe it can't be done, at least don't get in the way of the person who is doing it. — Unknown wise person
  9. If you are working more than 8 hours a day, you are in the wrong job. Either that — or you are doing it wrong!
  10. Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing. — Sylvia Plath
  11. Job Loss Is a Golden Opportunity According to a Reader of "The Joy of Not Working" http://bit.ly/5H0U
  12. Every prosperous person who does not work has a creative scheme that does. — John Otway
  13. I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.—G. K. Chesterton
  14. You may have to read Career Success if the purpose of your job is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity.
  15. Open your mind to opinions other than your own. The people whose opinions you fear most may be the wise ones from whom you can learn most.
  16. It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it. — John Crowe
  17. Why my books sell well: "A market is never saturated with a good product, but it is very quickly saturated with a bad one." — Henry Ford
  18. Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity http://bit.ly/2K3cOP
  19. You just may have to read "Career Success Without a Real Job" if you worship idleness because it is eco-friendly.
  20. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. — Sid Caesar