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  1. Signs That You Are on Your Way to "Career Success Without a Real Job": You have been fired at least two times and are proud of this fact.
  2. The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. — Arnold Toynbee
  3. Download over half of "Career Success Without a Real Job" or "How to Retire Happy, Wild & Free" http://www.real-success.ca/free_ebooks.html
  4. "Life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over." — Unknown Wise Person
  5. Sign You Have Achieved Career Success Without a Real Job: Multitasking is working on your laptop in a coffee bar & watching the opposite sex
  6. Signs You Have Achieved Career Success Without a Real Job: You don't have to deal with jerks at work - you enjoy a jerk-free environment.
  7. Food Preparation and Dining Tips: There are nine ways of poaching eggs, and each of them is worse than the other. — Robert Lynd
  8. Dining Tips: Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. — G. K. Chesterton
  9. Food Preparation and Dining Tips: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing never to put it in a fruit salad.
  10. Does Twitter (ing) Actually Sell Books? — Likely NOT! http://www.mediabistro.com/galleycat/on/does_twitter_actually_sell_books_144756.asp
  11. Think it's cold today? NOT! The "Big Freeze" could be coming and it could last 1,300 years. http://bit.ly/7DzXTy
  12. Australians Beat Out Americans for the World's Largest Houses: http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSTRE5AT0JQ20091130
  13. All Generations Not Willing to Spend Less in Retirement According to Schwab Study! http://www.rttnews.com/ViewPR.aspx?PrID=515913&SMap=1
  14. Comfort is a double-edged sword. A little will increase health and happiness. Too much, and it will destroy both. —from Look Ma, Life's Easy
  15. "Going with the flow" is a euphemism for "failing." — Seth Godin http://sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/
  16. All Macedonian Retirees Entitled to a Free Week (7 day) Spa Vacation Per Year—Why Aren't We? http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/10222/2/
  17. Tell your boss what you think of him & the truth shall set you free. — Graffiti about Work http://www.real-success.ca/graffiti_ebooks.html
  18. Retirment Planning - Those Who Don't Respect Money Don't Have Any! http://bestretirementquotes.blogspot.com/
  19. Seek above all for a game worth playing. Having found the game; play as if your life and sanity depend on it. They do depend on it—DRopp
  20. Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing. — Sylvia Plath