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  1. "The sweet potatoes are bland." #gg
  2. It's a myth that the bus is more civilized than the subway. It's just a different kind of uncivilized.
  3. Just saw giant danccing rats, woman on stilts & was accompanied up Broadway by 12-piece marching band. The UWS says take that Cyber Monday.
  4. Stayed up late to finish very good draft of a novel. Scary thriller, so may be up even later. Oh Monday, how did you get here so quickly?
  5. He is one heck of a smart man. Should be interesting. RT @vindicator: Youngstown mayor to be guest on C-SPAN.
  6. @8449 He wasn't getting mani (which iPhone wants to make Manila). He was in a bin watching owner get a pedi after long walk. Seemed unfair.
  7. My name is @erinmalone, and I am a retweetaholic.
  8. RT @jdickerson: Being forcibly removed from a bunk bed is only definition of debunked. You might think it isn't, but I refuse to be.
  9. Happy birthday!!!!! RT @heathereats: OMG OMG OMG My birthday is in an hour. Quick, ask me how old I am!!!
  10. @jasonmulgrew Maybe with some ketchup, moldy Chinese/pizza leftovers & a bottle of vodka in the freezer. That's how mine went last year.
  11. RT @susanorlean: Tiger Woods' wife gives new meaning to the phrase "teed off".
  12. RT @thesulk: "In other news, two women talked about the shortcomings of another woman they worked with today." (very slow news day)
  13. Have some Elliot Ness for me. RT @mfrenkie: On my way to the dirty Cle
  14. RT @TFLN: (405): Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
  15. RT @momsmsgs: Mom: Remember that I will always love you no matter what. Bryan: Sounds like Chris has been saying that I’m gay again?
  16. Very nice! PS: think saw @thecrouton's evil twin at nail salon. RT @benbetter: http://twitpic.com/re92b re-invented leftovers via @goopblog
  17. So true. RT @KayKayCannon: In the Midwest, people are good at three things: eating and counting.
  18. Watching Nursery University on Showtime. DISTURBED.
  19. This is hilarious. Bravo, TJ Miller: http://bit.ly/7wTh0N
  20. Hooray! RT @jasonmulgrew: Back in NYC, baby! #ohmygodillnevermoveawayfromhereagain