Erinmack
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- the worst part about working for yourself is that when work comes in, you're the one who has to do it. in your ve
about 5 hours ago
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@ take a fun pair of knee socks that you dont wear anymore and cut a thumbhole. whoa. thumbhole sounds dirty.
about 5 hours ago
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moderating WWIII between my mom and sister means if i cant be home drinking wine with them, i'm at least here drinking it because of them.
about 10 hours ago
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Nothing like leaving for the bus and not having a clean cup to take your coffee to work. Super balls.
about 14 hours ago
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Nothing like forgetting your breakfast on the day you don't get to eat lunch till 3. Balls.
about 14 hours ago
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calling my mom to admonish her for acting like a teenager throwing a tantrum. i will ground her from seeing her friends if i have to.
8:27 AM Nov 30th
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Remember that time when you walked out of the bathroom into a room full of people with your belt hanging undone? Me too.
4:56 AM Nov 30th
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Stealin @'s phone like yeah!
3:24 PM Nov 29th
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That is really appealing to women who eat meat. -@
6:29 PM Nov 28th
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If you wanna use my bike to train, make sure you get a new seat, cause let me tell you, my saddle... @ is the new @.
5:50 PM Nov 28th
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The bartender just told @ and I that @ gets beer 1st cause she's special. We try not to draw attention to her "issues."
4:35 PM Nov 28th
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I just drove to this evening's destination. Probably gonna need to fill the gas tank after that long 3.5 blocks.
3:27 PM Nov 28th
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I may have been flashing mike through the greenhouse glass when his brother walked in. Family togetherness?
8:32 AM Nov 26th
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- Passing out chair
8:11 AM Nov 26th
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Thanksgiving with the murphys. This time I will not pass out on the bathroom floor, drunk. They have a new greenhouse for that!
7:49 AM Nov 26th
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Fog storm! No worries. My burrito will light the way to connecticut. Oops. I ate it.
6:45 PM Nov 25th
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to sum it up: operation cut my own bangs with a pair of dull, craft glue-coated scissors could have gone worse.
10:43 AM Nov 25th
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"i'm going to punch you fucking lights out!"
bar fight?
world wrestling federation?
sports event?
library.
happy Tuesday 9-1-1 lady.
7:38 AM Nov 24th
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"hahaha oh hai, high-wasited pantaloons!" is not the right comment when i'm trying to be all sexy. just in case you were wondering.
6:10 AM Nov 24th
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@ Happy Birthday, Janet!!!!! Hope you get owlvrything you ever wanted! :)
6:00 AM Nov 24th
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