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  1. The Book Thief = yet another book to make me ugly cry. At least this time it wasn't in public!
  2. Ridiculously loud hold music AND voice prompts??? Oh, hotels.com, you are on my list.
  3. The first time, I hated it. But then, I don't know what happened. There might be a restraining order. Love. LOVE! http://tinyurl.com/mxuwag
  4. Whew! Across the state line and free to once again text without abandon! What's evry1 honking at? Oh.
  5. In honor of Canada Day, Robin Sparkles' "Let's All Go to the Mall" will be playing in my brain on repeat all day. http://tinyurl.com/6j3r8h
  6. No more drive-texting??? What about Twittering? Facebooking? You mean I'll actually have to call people? I'm not sure my phone knows how.
  7. Took the time to remove the fatty skin from this chicken before dousing it with cheese and sour cream. Am a health inspiration to us all.
  8. I have discovered that not only do I not hate spicy brown mustard, I LOVE it. I weep for the decades of wasted sandwich opportunities.
  9. http://twitpic.com/8fiib - Who could say no to this face?
  10. Just made an emergency Target run because we were out of dog bones. SOMEbody in my house is spoiled. (hint: not me)
  11. I shouldn't be allowed on a treadmill without that emergency stop clippy thing is all I'm saying.
  12. I would do a remembrance moonwalk if I could, but alas, I am not that coordinated.
  13. Dear Facebook: Why do you keep CC'ing me on things that have nothing to do with me? I do not think that is funny. </Stanley>
  14. Am willing to accept one Certificate of Brave Acts completed, provided you include a gold star for squealings witheld.
  15. Spotted, picked up, and disposed of one v. gross buggie. Now where's my medal?
  16. It is officially too hot for pants. I am wearing dresses voluntarily! Dresses, PEOPLE. That is just ridiculous.
  17. Homes! I MEANT HOMES! Stupid iPhone not reading my mind...
  18. My Better Hones & Gardens cookbook said this would take 20 minutes. WHY has it taken like TWO hours OMG.
  19. I love it when TDOT tests the traffic warning system because from a distance it looks like there's a sign over the road reading "TOOT TEST"
  20. NKOB's Step by Step came on and I still know the words. I can't remember where I parked my car, but that stuck around in my brain 19 years?