erindailey
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Why do all of Tiger's hos have sparkles on their faces?
about 7 hours ago
from Echofon
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Fringe? I know you're all about the gross-out factor, but heroin-stuffed parasitic worms? Coming out of mouths? Moaning in pain? Dudes.
6:08 PM Dec 6th
from web
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@ Are you surviving? Trapped under boxes? Investing in bubble wrap?
2:07 PM Dec 5th
from web
in reply to KellyLove
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@ Happy Birthday from an invisible friend who still thinks you're awesome even if you probably think they moved to Peru.
5:57 PM Nov 30th
from Echofon
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New Moon is a Greek tragedy. With bright shiny abs.
5:54 PM Nov 30th
from Echofon
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Why do I DVR Oprah? All it does is make me cry. Or shake my fists in anger. Damn you, Oprah, and your show about Sully and the other Heroes!
6:01 PM Nov 24th
from web
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Start
12:21 PM Nov 24th
from txt
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I am going nowhere NEAR any movie theatre showing New Moon this weekend. NOWHERE NEAR. Yes, I may have to go to Guatemala.
6:21 PM Nov 19th
from web
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Um, note to Oprah: JENNA JAMESON IS A BAJILLIONAIRE. Porn rules. Shut the hell up, Oprah.
7:21 PM Nov 17th
from web
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Just watched Jenna Jameson on Oprah. Oprah kept trying to make Jenna say she felt bad about being a porn star.
7:21 PM Nov 17th
from web
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Also? Your coconut car freshener smells like the armpit of a Hawaiian transvestite. Stop it.
5:15 AM Nov 4th
from Echofon
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Dear Mr. Cab Driver: When I say don't go down 57th to 8th, don't argue with me. I know what I'm doing.
5:13 AM Nov 4th
from Echofon
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Good god the morning breath on the man behind me. Did he eat ALL THE ONIONS?
5:40 AM Nov 2nd
from Echofon
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(14). My Cute Overload feed was at (14) today. And don't even talk to me about Perez or GoFugYourself.
6:23 PM Oct 16th
from web
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You know you're working hard when your Cute Overload RSS feed is at anything other than (5).
6:22 PM Oct 16th
from web
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There is nothing better than working from home while the rain comes down. Except maybe for hot chocolate. For dinner.
3:36 PM Sep 28th
from web
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7:11 PM Sep 24th
from web
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We launched a site today. And it was goooood.
7:10 PM Sep 24th
from web
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There is literally no one in New York this weekend. It's lovely.
12:09 PM Jul 18th
from Echofon
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@ no worse is watching Radcliffe WILL his facial hair into appearing.
12:02 PM Jul 18th
from Echofon
in reply to paultab
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