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  1. Why do all of Tiger's hos have sparkles on their faces?
  2. Fringe? I know you're all about the gross-out factor, but heroin-stuffed parasitic worms? Coming out of mouths? Moaning in pain? Dudes.
  3. @KellyLove Are you surviving? Trapped under boxes? Investing in bubble wrap?
  4. @taraariano Happy Birthday from an invisible friend who still thinks you're awesome even if you probably think they moved to Peru.
  5. New Moon is a Greek tragedy. With bright shiny abs.
  6. Why do I DVR Oprah? All it does is make me cry. Or shake my fists in anger. Damn you, Oprah, and your show about Sully and the other Heroes!
  7. Start
  8. I am going nowhere NEAR any movie theatre showing New Moon this weekend. NOWHERE NEAR. Yes, I may have to go to Guatemala.
  9. Um, note to Oprah: JENNA JAMESON IS A BAJILLIONAIRE. Porn rules. Shut the hell up, Oprah.
  10. Just watched Jenna Jameson on Oprah. Oprah kept trying to make Jenna say she felt bad about being a porn star.
  11. Also? Your coconut car freshener smells like the armpit of a Hawaiian transvestite. Stop it.
  12. Dear Mr. Cab Driver: When I say don't go down 57th to 8th, don't argue with me. I know what I'm doing.
  13. Good god the morning breath on the man behind me. Did he eat ALL THE ONIONS?
  14. (14). My Cute Overload feed was at (14) today. And don't even talk to me about Perez or GoFugYourself.
  15. You know you're working hard when your Cute Overload RSS feed is at anything other than (5).
  16. There is nothing better than working from home while the rain comes down. Except maybe for hot chocolate. For dinner.
  17. www.realbeauty.com
  18. We launched a site today. And it was goooood.
  19. There is literally no one in New York this weekend. It's lovely.
  20. @paultab no worse is watching Radcliffe WILL his facial hair into appearing.