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  1. @heyjustin I SAW that finger in the flesh when I wandered into that museum by chance five years ago.
  2. Mama said life is like a carton of cigarettes: rich and full and you may be responsible for Al Gore's dad's death.
  3. I may have spotted one or two errors in 2012.
  4. Say what you will about the Taliban but I bet Burqas are really good at keeping out swine flu. Full body surgical mask!
  5. World-musicians aren't helping any stereotypes when they sing about "Mother Africa"; where's the father?
  6. Knives are so rude, they never ask permission of the things they jostle out of the way
  7. I was gonna kill myself in the garage by running my car with the windows rolled up but I forgot what space I was in.
  8. My banker who i wanted to invest with just stood me up without calling to let me know. *sad trumpet*
  9. People are always asking me if I'm going to dress up for Halloween. Pshaw, no thanks. Amateur night.
  10. Listening to people in a cafe discuss whether 'serious Christians' can or should read Harry Potter, LOTR or The Chronicles of Narnia
  11. Just heard the latest single from New Moon's soundtrack!
  12. Its 12:30 AM and Ive just organized my spices by where they come from in the world. Everyone else has a problem.
  13. At the echo, you know what that means: Tecate night!
  14. LOVING conservapedia.com
  15. has to work on self-confidence. Had a dream this week starring a friend. I didnt even make an appearance.
  16. Looking up the samples used for DJ Shadow's Endtroducing...
  17. Do non-capitalist systems believe in the idea of payback?
  18. Today my twitter officially turned into all facebook event invites, all the time.
  19. You know I've never really liked Argentineans, they always seemed a little Pampas.
  20. was asked the online security question,"what was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend" and didn't know what I had put