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erikforserious

  1. I'm old, super smart, but still full of cum. 12:45 PM May 30th via Seesmic
  2. Well that's all for tweets right now, folks. Stay tuned for the next time I sit down to do something else. 12:47 PM May 29th via web
  3. I'm hanging out in the corner with my hat low because I have nothing nice to say to you. 12:45 PM May 29th via web
  4. "So I'm like, 'what do I look like, Rutherfordium? Hahaha!'" - life of the physicists' party. #hessecretlyanalcoholic 12:41 PM May 29th via web
  5. If you're not already following @charpiecomedy, what other awesome things are you not doing? 12:35 PM May 29th via web
  6. People who like to sleep aren't lazy; we just have awesome dreams. 12:28 PM May 29th via web
  7. Dolphin rape is the number one cause of dolphin gang rape. 12:12 PM May 29th via web
  8. Michael Scott should have had a "Deez Nuts!" phase. 12:05 PM May 29th via web
  9. Thought I might replace my shower curtain w swinging tavern doors, maybe install a fireman's pole into the tub, oh shit I'm gay. 11:55 AM May 29th via web
  10. I just wore out a pair of sandals...so....make me your life coach is what I'm saying. 11:45 AM May 29th via web
  11. I should definitely shave my beard, but the chances that the bald spots form some kind of map...I gotta see this thing through. 11:42 AM May 29th via web
  12. "I always get teeth stuck in my corn." - the cob 11:38 AM May 29th via web
  13. @deepthoughtsbyD thanks for the RT! 11:35 AM May 29th via Seesmic
  14. Sometimes people tell me I'm being sophmerik. 1:12 PM May 27th via Seesmic
  15. @NathanLund I'm hoping all the scratching will help. 9:40 PM May 26th via Seesmic in reply to NathanLund
  16. I wanna be Tyler Durden in every scene where he's not bleeding. 7:53 PM May 26th via Seesmic
  17. People who don't follow me on Twitter are all a bunch of dickbirds. #insulttrap 7:51 PM May 26th via Seesmic