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  1. PLOTZ STORY #3: Payback: PAYBACK When she reached the age of 12, some of the prettier, more popular gi... bit.ly/zGJnE3
  2. PLOTZ: STRONGLY PLOTTED 9 SENTENCE SHORT STORIES: KUTZEN'S DOG BENJIE: Kutzen read in the science sec... bit.ly/yLOIKd
  3. PLOTZ: Heavily plotted 8 SENTENCE SHORT STORIES no less than 8 sentences long.: From now on, each new blog is g... bit.ly/wKojt9
  4. THE MAN WHO SPEAKS THE SUBTEXT: Wow, he's so much handsomer than she is pretty. Maybe he has low self-esteem. ... bit.ly/wk72S3
  5. BOY WANTS MOM: Switching from Twitter to Blogger to give you a better handle on my Oedipus Complex Theory. Alri... bit.ly/wXxtu2
  6. The Oedipal Blow suffered in infancy is why men kill, start wars, create companies, make inventions - work endlessly to assuage the hurt.
  7. ...eye on his woman, viewing all males as competitors, trying to top his father and any male he senses encroaching on his space or property.
  8. In short, for the rest of his life the baby boy, betrayed by his own dad's fucking his own mom, wanders around in a paranoid state...
  9. ...don't feel as betrayed. In short, the betrayal the infant male feels over his mom screwing his dad fuels everything, for better or worse
  10. ...infant girls aren't as totally undone by their mother fucking their dad? Because they're basically not wired to fuck women, so they...
  11. ...wildly competitive, all this, of course, fueled by testosterone. No wonder the world's such a brutal mess. How come, you might ask...
  12. is FUCKING his dad, he blows a gasket - can't be. he never gets over it, abusing women, dominating other males, paranoid, suspicious...
  13. The driving force of life is the Oedipus Complex. When the infant male realizes this woman who adores him is FUCKING his dad, he - 2 b cont
  14. Intelligent design? The entire system on earth is built on cannibalistic war among the species. Intelligent? I call it gruesome, depraved!
  15. I'm in a group where we all complain about our parents being cold, distant. Must be why we're spoiling the shit out of our own kids
  16. girl has sex with guy-hears nothing till a booty call 3 weeks later-sorry, she fibs, got a guy staying over-brings the caller to his knee.
  17. Bring a man down to 1 knee. Let him know - subtly - you're fucking another guy. Updike said another's cock in her increased a girl's value.
  18. Best way to break out of Friend Zone: swear u will go down on her until she comes but nothing more. U may get quite a few acceptances
  19. U tell your golf pals the 3 iron u just put 2 ft from the pin was a lucky shot cause u don't want them to decide they dislike u
  20. Her ass is too fat, but u tell your girl she looks hot in those jeans cause your ego needs a boost - to think, I got laid last night.