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ericstonestreet

  1. When I tell someone I read something in an article I'm usually lying. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Now RT if you are at Charles De Gaulle Airport in Paris, still with your legs crossed, but now wearing way too many cologne samples. 1:10 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. RT if you're sitting at London Heathrow with your legs crossed waiting for your flight to go home. 10:33 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. To b fair to the Englishman I described in my last tweet, I HAD just poo'd on his shoe a bit and offered to pay to have it cleaned it up 6:04 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Yesterday in Monaco an English guy called me a disgusting American cu*t then told me he was "bloody fu*king rich." In Monaco he told me this 5:47 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Cam wouldn't even attempt this feat. say.ly/NTn3pop 9:40 AM May 27th via WhoSay
  7. Clearly unhappy about being a manikin in Monte Carlo. say.ly/tqw3pmp 7:55 AM May 27th via WhoSay
  8. Race day in Monaco! Gotta say, I thought the cars would be more sleek. And faster frankly. say.ly/TWf3pkn 3:41 AM May 27th via WhoSay
  9. “@iOWest: Don't miss The Armando w/ @ericstonestreet June 9 10pm! Get tix before they sell out! tktwb.tw/JtRdjI #LAImprovFestival” ya! 5:29 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. The Very Specific Hat Club of Monte Carlo. say.ly/bQk3oA0 8:29 AM May 25th via WhoSay
  11. Burbank at dusk: say.ly/JKC3od0 12:57 PM May 24th via WhoSay
  12. I rented a car in Saint Tropez. say.ly/biN3o2t 8:55 AM May 24th via WhoSay
  13. In San Trope now. I feel like @SofiaVergara has been here before. Sofia? say.ly/cyq3o0X 8:00 AM May 24th via WhoSay
  14. There's a hot tub on my yacht! No! There's a yacht surrounding my hot tub! @DannyZuker say.ly/oNi3nWS 4:02 AM May 24th via WhoSay
  15. In the spirit of full disclosure, my tweets in the next few days may seem braggy/douchy, but I assure u they r just 2 eff with @DannyZuker 12:40 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  16. So I'm here now. say.ly/bEc3nzP 11:36 AM May 23rd via WhoSay
  17. London I had an absolute blast! I can't wait to come back. Now I must go to a place called France. @DamianSamuels @msToniG_Art 11:34 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. “@Mav: #GoKingsGo western conference champs!!!!!!!!!!!!! #lahasthebestfans” hear my roar from London!!!!!!! 10:40 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  19. “@DamianSamuels: @ericstonestreet an amazing 6 nights out in London with you sir. see you in LA LA land soon dx” I will miss us! thank u! 5:28 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  20. Look who is in London too!! Modern Family casting director extraordinaire @JeffGreenbergCD Great night out!!!! say.ly/yVp3ncf 3:12 PM May 22nd via WhoSay