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ericsimms

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  2. @katienotopoulos @tblankets @patrickfffford @tanlines third wave not allowed
  3. If you have numbers in your twitter name, you may be a redneck.
  4. @clownieclaire @katienotopoulos pretty good, but u was eating NINO'S at 12:01 :)
  5. Watching a 22min ikea commercial starring the cast of 30 rock #dvrtweet
  6. @clownieclaire cowabunga!
  7. RIP you know who :(
  8. Yum twitter.com/ericsimms/stat…
  9. My bad. Saved you $$$$$$$$$$ though “@katienotopoulos: Oops looks like I had SMS messaging disabled on my phone since November. lmao”
  10. My bad, is it Pitbull? I should know.
  11. Pit Bull is a very hard gangsta. Who drinks light beer.
  12. Damn I like how @gawker jus rips colbert n daily show and does posts about them right after they air. That's hood. Also, I <3 my followers.
  13. Cool pic godlis.com/punk_page4/ima…
  14. Ducking autocorrect, man :(
  15. John Candy in Cool Runnings
  16. Look at this smug fuck Santorum. Look he's wearing cowboy boots! People in Pennsylvania don't wear cowboy boots!! twitter.com/ericsimms/stat…
  17. Look at these potential Gingrich voters. Look how undecided they look! twitter.com/ericsimms/stat…
  18. Look at these homeless guys. Look how homeless they look! twitter.com/ericsimms/stat…