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Chuckumentary
If one of McCain's many "gook" remarks was caught on video, it would be all over. Macaca times ten.
04:11 PM July 23, 2008
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hotdogsladies
I've started randomly telling people to "Put it on the wiki." Without any context or reason. Making it my dada "Talk to the hand."
01:22 PM July 23, 2008
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PAgent
Let's celebrate the last Independence Day under Bush/Cheney by listening to strangers' private phone calls and shooting friends in the face.
01:07 PM July 03, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Remember when Chief Wiggum pretends to give away boats to catch fugitives? Same thing: maybe "Twebinars" are just honeypots for douchetards.
08:13 PM June 26, 2008
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Allan
I think my fish Werner may be suffering from some type of existential ennui. Either that or it's time to change the water.
09:36 AM June 24, 2008
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GordonWSmythe
John McCain offers $300m to whomever can create a more efficient car battery. Wife Cindy offers $10 to anyone who can fix her vibrator.
08:41 AM June 23, 2008
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potatono
OH about an hour ago: So its not porn unless there's DP then?
12:51 AM June 21, 2008
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baratunde
Jobs should have named the new Mac OS something REALLY badass like "Rumsfeld"
02:09 PM June 09, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Whenever I run `top -d 10`, the biggest resource user is `top`. Which seems like a pretty great metaphor for something.
09:19 AM June 08, 2008
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ericgardenfork
Online Community/Social Media SUPER List maintained by @sharakarasic http://tinyurl.com/293us9
07:04 PM June 06, 2008
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diablocody
I was assigned parking at the Fox lot today, but I'm kind of nervous because the spot says "Kelsey Grammer Only."
09:51 AM June 05, 2008
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andrewbaron
Confirmed: Hillary said she is going to stay in the race because of how many new supporters she got on Plurk.
09:52 PM June 03, 2008
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Bonny
Just ate applesauce with my hand. One less spoon in the landfills! Yay!
11:45 AM June 03, 2008
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scottsimpson
I always get "busting a nut" mixed up with "popping a cap." Aaanyway, my wife is dead.
09:20 AM May 24, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Still convinced that "High Priority" tasks are mostly things you feel bad about not wanting to do. Otherwise, they'd already be done.
12:33 PM May 23, 2008
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hotdogsladies
American Apparel tailors their shirts for men who aren't fortunate enough to share my sophisticated relationship with pie.
06:42 PM May 22, 2008
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feliciaday
Sometimes Twitter feels like it's just a way to eavesdrop on the cool kids. Would the cool kids be talking if others weren't listening? Hmm
02:03 PM May 22, 2008
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BaghdadBrian
jesus. the president won't play golf because he doesnt want to upset the moms of sons in iraq, but he can go on vacation for 400 days!?!???!
05:59 PM May 16, 2008
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hotdogsladies
BREAKING: I am acquiring breakfast in an all-cash buyout that capitalizes on our unique synergies vis-a-vis enterprise markets. Also, eggs.
08:04 AM May 15, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Oh, Google. You know I meant to type "Angus Young." Jeez, one dropped consonant, and now I have to go bleach my corneas for an hour.
09:32 PM May 09, 2008
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