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  1. When you diet and exercise to lose fat from you body, where does the lost fat go?
  2. CURRENT PROJECT: I have five lines. IN THE FALL: Another movie! Yay!
  3. Film starts shooting at the end of the month. Heck yeah!
  4. I know when she awakens and when she goes to bed. I say not a thing out of fear and dread! RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPELOLRAPERAPERAPERAPE kittens!!
  5. But enough talk... have at you!
  6. Just folded a burrito correctly for the first time in my life. I am a momentarily happy bachelor.
  7. Don't chatter! Gossiping borders on treason.
  8. If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises....
  9. Do not disturb my circles!
  10. By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
  11. You spend hours on makeup, and my saying these things is a compliment that’s saying: "hey, it paid off, let’s lick each other a bit."
  12. Last.fm: I hate you. You didn't save the song I wanted to favorite, and now I don't know what it is, and I HAVE THAT CATCHY TUNE STUCK.
  13. Just bought a new domain name. Finally going to have my own website again! FUCK YEAH!
  14. Home from church. I got 35 minutes of sleep before today started. It'll be 2AM before I get to bed. Yay ephedrine!
  15. ...Going to church.
  16. MAN. Having my computer back is like being reunited with someone I love. Only they replaced her heart with a cyborg one. Which is cool w/ me
  17. You're gonna love my nuts. If I can do it with one finger, you guys can do it with your whole hand; kids can do it. A dollar for toppings...
  18. Whoever just called me, sounded like a complete twat.
  19. Go party, like it's ya birth-day. I'm not invited, but it's o-kay. I'll just stay home and play some vid-e-o games!
  20. Surely it's not what you do, but it's the...the way that you do it.