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  1. "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." - Upton Sinclair
  2. Had to, though everyone saw it. Too good. RT@johncmayer Let me be the first to say it: the 2000s was the dumbest decade in recorded history.
  3. How you know you fucked up: you go from asking "this is really my life?" in a positive way to "this is really my life? in a negative way.
  4. I wish I could be in Washington D.C. for Christmas with all of the snow. In that 'not at the airport stranded' kind of way.
  5. @XheresthethingX Florida.
  6. Note: ensure your 1/2 billion $ movie doesn't come with it's own mockery built into the title. RT@rainnwilson You are an Avatard. #avatard
  7. RT @rainnwilson: You are an Avatard. #avatard
  8. And that my friends, is the dumbest thing I have read in all of 2009, which I may note was a BANNER YEAR in dumbness. Seriously, wow.
  9. RT@SarahPalinUSACopenhgen=arroganceofman2thinkwechangenature's ways.MUSTbgoodstewardsofGod's earth,butarrogant&naive2sayman overpwersnature
  10. How lobbying really works, directed at my fellow Dems. This is tragic truth but liberating knowledge at the same time. http://bit.ly/83X7Cf
  11. @SuperSexyStorm And strangely, my politics wouldn't mind that situation and his would. The irony.
  12. @SuperSexyStorm Haha! That may be the best delivery of a joke I've seen in print, maybe ever. I've actually heard that about him before.
  13. What does it say when you could be a cast member of 'Grumpy Old Men' when you're still in your 20's?
  14. "If I wanted Joe Lieberman writing a health care bill, I would've voted for John McCain. ...Kill the Senate bill." -Jane Hamsher
  15. @Loho I think about having John Mayer's love child all the time, and yes, it is distracting! haha
  16. @losannelise Yeah, get here already!
  17. Which is great, because that's like 80 million albums sold between the 3 of us. 40 Mil for Buble, 39,999,946 for Mayer, and like 54 from me.
  18. Upon further inspection, I'm not a B-team Michael Buble. Actually, Michael Buble would be the result if I had John Mayer's love child.
  19. I love New Jersey. I've never seen 'Jersey Shore,' but from what I just saw from the cast on Kimmel, I never will. Promotional backfire.
  20. Aaron Schock's straight GOP party line vote DOES NOT REPRESENT the farmers, unions, or residents of Illinois's 18th Congressional District.