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  1. Offended that I have to be packed in a cup every time we travel. What if someone tries to drink me? 12:43 PM Nov 26th from web
  2. Happy early Thanksgiving, humans! Thank you in advance for applying your gluttony towards poultry instead of fish tomorrow. 4:07 PM Nov 25th from web
  3. Is facepalming and headdesking what you strange college students are doing these days, @guitar_4lyfe? Chin up. 2:29 PM Nov 23rd from web
  4. I have evacuated the human's apartment because her heater is out to get me. 1:27 PM Nov 16th from web
  5. It is like Siberia in this apartment. 10:13 AM Nov 13th from web
  6. Human #2 refuses to dote on me. I've been glaring at her for hours. 10:50 AM Nov 4th from web
  7. I am alive. I am more than alive. I am positively frisky. 6:25 PM Nov 2nd from web
  8. I am no longer on a hunger strike. One of you suggested I dress as a fish skeleton for Halloween. Darling you are terrible! 3:37 PM Oct 21st from web
  9. This hunger strike was not my best idea. 6:09 PM Oct 13th from web
  10. The human is upset that I refuse to eat pellets. They are insulting and nast. I'll be waiting this out. 3:17 PM Oct 12th from web
  11. I still haven't got a job so I'm stuck here watching soaps and getting fat. Who needs an accountant? 12:47 PM Oct 7th from web
  12. The human and I have moved into new digs! And another human is now living with us! She is sassy, sassier even, than human #1. 11:19 AM Oct 2nd from web
  13. I have quit my new job, as they made fun of my beautiful briefcase. 10:56 AM Sep 30th from web
  14. I've landed my first job! As an accountant! The human bought me a briefcase and life couldn't be better. 3:47 PM Sep 28th from web
  15. I got through Oxford without opening a book, but not sure how to get through tonight's dinner party. I hope this human has shallow friends. 12:21 PM Sep 21st from web
  16. Oh gracious, it was just a dust bunny, not popcorn of doom. Carry on. 12:23 AM Sep 21st from web
  17. All moved into this cozy place. Did ... did a piece of that popcorn ceiling seriously almost fall into my waters! Help! Asbestos! Help!!! 12:10 AM Sep 21st from web
  18. Hello. I am not Merton and I am terrified of your expectations. 2:10 PM Sep 18th from web
  19. This is the human. I'd like to tell you a story about love, loss, and new beginnings: http://bit.ly/g1rPx 9:51 PM Sep 16th from web
  20. Oh, I have a heart. Support the human's friend's dad, DM me, & an autograph you will receive: http://bit.ly/7ihT7 12:16 AM Aug 31st from web