eric_ras
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@ You may not be an attractive woman but I'll give you a 5% partnership if you vacuum out my car.
about 15 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to RedCladLoon
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Was mistaken for a high schooler while jogging tonight; so I guess I'm not a complete train wreck yet
8:30 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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License plate said “LKABOSS”. Why would you want to lick a boss?
7:16 PM May 21st
via Tweetbot for iOS
from Lincoln, NE
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Like Don Draper not being hip to the Beatles, I have no f---ing clue what "dubstep" is.
9:12 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
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As I've said 1000 times, Paul is the future: 60_Min_Peter Thiel: Ron Paul Worth Every Cent of Investment: via @
9:03 PM May 20th
via Tweet Button
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@ Great thing is you can just reuse the footage of the abandoned luggage store from the last 20 times you've done this story
8:27 PM May 17th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Nightline
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@ The blond chick dies at the end. There.
7:11 PM May 10th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to smeranda
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Concussion problems could doom football
8:33 PM May 9th
via web
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Republicans Help Save the Economic Development Administration
2:51 PM May 9th
via TweetAmigo
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The time between The Beatles Revolver and Reagan's election is less than the time from now back to Backstreet Boys topping the charts
8:52 PM May 6th
via Osfoora HD
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Google Analytics browser % over time using the API. Why is this not built in? ( @ )
4:59 PM May 6th
via Twitter for iPhone
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In honor of the participants of the half-marathon, today I'm going to drink 13.1 Diet Cokes at McDonalds
12:04 PM May 5th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ So was this two-parter going to be the series finale or was it modified post-renewal?
9:39 PM May 4th
via Twitter for iPhone
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IT IMPORTANT CELEBRATE EARTH DAY! NO ONE CELEBRATE PLUTO DAY! AND YOU KNOW HOW THAT TURN OUT!
9:08 AM Apr 22nd
via web
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Appropriate that @ is airing Logan's Run on the eve of my 30th birthday
9:46 PM Apr 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
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"If you check back through history, doing nothing has a far better track record than that of politicians intervening in the economy."
7:14 PM Apr 19th
via TweetDeck
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Toss-up for which is worse: YouTube comments or iOS app store reviews
9:55 PM Apr 16th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Everytime Bob Beckel says f**k, an angel gets a truck.
8:45 PM Apr 16th
via web
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Slow, Overwhelming, Broken, Enterprise-Broken
8:38 PM Apr 16th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Having trouble thinking of a better Mad Men episode than this week. Not just because Larisa Oleynik was in it, whole episode was great.
8:36 PM Apr 16th
via Twitter for iPhone
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- Name Eric Rasmussen
- Location Lincoln, Nebraska
- Bio Frequent McDonald's Customer.
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