erdmanmolly
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Tougher than I thought to dismiss my longtime fantasy of chef Anne Burrell and that Big Bang Theory guy getting married.
12:56 PM May 25th
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If I had to choose how I had to die, I guess it would be while screaming at my clone to “get revenge on whoever did this!"
1:08 PM May 24th
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This piece from the @ puts us in the mind of @'s CATALOG LIVING AT ITS MOST ABSURD (coming in July!):
1:14 PM May 22nd
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52 minutes = average amount of time after @ leaves the apartment that I realize ESPN is still on & I've been absorbing sports
10:30 AM May 22nd
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Playing a round of "is it onions or BO," a game that rarely ends in victory.
4:57 PM May 21st
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Siri, tell Samuel L Jackson that risotto and gazpacho is an odd pairing.
7:54 PM May 18th
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I'll take whatever I can get - thanks! @ I love your work, but hope you understand that I only laugh at 77% of your jokes.
10:15 AM May 18th
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in reply to Dave_Roadsters
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When I can't remember which actor was in some movie, I do what you do: write a letter to the celeb column in PARADE magazine & wait 3 months
4:09 PM May 16th
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Much like Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy," "Sexy & I Know It" is destined for a life of replay on AFV in montages of old people dancing
6:48 PM May 17th
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Thanks so much! (from Gary & Elaine too) RT @ Catalog Living is the best thing on the internet. Love it love it. Signed, a major fan
4:42 PM May 17th
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in reply to peetmick
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Please note the 1st item that people who shopped for the @ book also viewed.
11:12 AM May 17th
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Pre-order this puppy today! (puppy not included) Catalog Living at Its Most Absurd
11:06 AM May 17th
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I hope John Travolta's massage scandal means instead of asking for a "happy ending" people can ask for a "rama lama ding dong."
9:56 AM May 17th
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Gaaaah! I actually think I would be scared sh*tless @ Glass floor bathroom will scare the crap out of anyone
4:21 PM May 16th
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in reply to MsBellaF
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My final show as Neighbor - come see! RT @ you guys are gonna love our scripted sitcom tonight at @ 8pm.
10:07 AM May 16th
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If Probst showed up at Survivor Reunion show wearing a ton of eye makeup like all the female contestants he would be my favorite celeb ever
11:17 AM May 14th
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Nothing says "youth" like getting a brain freeze while drinking my morning Metamucil.
11:22 AM May 11th
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I know it's going to be a great day when 1st thing in the morning I open my purse to find the bathroom key from my doctor's office.
10:58 AM May 6th
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It's cool guys, I'm allowed to make a super outdated Yakov Smirnoff reference:
8:54 PM May 3rd
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In Russia art museum take picture of YOU RT @ In the US you can take pictures in art museums. Now that's freedom!
8:45 PM May 3rd
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- Name Molly Erdman
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.mollye...
- Bio Actor, writer, creator of the blog Catalog Living. My book, Catalog Living At Its Most Absurd, comes out June 26th!
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