ercfalls
@WillyRude shit yeah!
| ercfalls spilt water all over my sandal |
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| ercfalls No, i wasn't eating them. It's more awkward than that. |
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| ercfalls The almonds on the floor of the office bathroom would be my fault |
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| ercfalls lost biggest klutz award to @beccaheiser. there! |
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| ercfalls @kramapple oh man, you could be an honorary member of our business dept w/ your shirt wide open. (just sayin, guys.) |
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| ercfalls @krestashin yay! |
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| ercfalls too-hyphenated tweet |
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| ercfalls less-graceful-than-usual water-cooler refill. |
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| ercfalls i need a pair of headphones that don't spontaneously tie their cords to my chair |
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| ercfalls tripped twice in a row on the street |
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| ercfalls gave bad directions on the train again |
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| ercfalls dribbled water on my shirt and pants. i know, this is hardly groundbreaking, but i've been screwing so little up lately. |
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| ercfalls huge glob of coffee on my shirt. |
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| ercfalls more impressed by the waterfall in the bathroom than the one i can see from my window |
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| ercfalls it turns out that i did *not* want to see, but he nonetheless turned to reveal two water bottles stuffed in his back pockets. |
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| ercfalls "i have AC on my ass!! want to see?!" so starts my morning. |
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| ercfalls failed to pull myself up the wall at the park |
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| ercfalls neglected a now-watery iced coffee |
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| ercfalls accidentally punched a guy |
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