equivocality
- I think she just thanked me. To the audience. But I can't tell cause I don't speak French.about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
- I'm literally surrounded by French people.about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
- Tiana e-mailed me about her dream: "Last night I had a dream that we hung out with the sole purpose of getting eggplant sandwiches."7:34 AM Jul 8th from web
- Oh, you're a naughty strawberry cream cheese bagel, aren't you? Yes you are, a naughty strawberry cream cheese bagel.5:36 AM Jul 8th from web
- @Xibee @Maeko It's okay, he was quite old (around 20 years), and died a day before he was booked to be put down.5:33 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to Xibee
- He may have been Dolly's enemy, but he was still a good cat. RIP Sprocket: http://is.gd/1qEvS8:10 PM Jul 7th from web
- Hey, good-lookin' strawberry cream cheese bagel. Where have you been all my life?5:56 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- Sometimes I feel like I should be paying Pat for the therapy he gives me. I need unexpected, busy nights like this.8:42 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- @amymwright and @marktrolley: it's complicated. But this will pass soon enough. I have a countdown going.8:40 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie in reply to amymwright
- Experiencing a long, slow death.5:11 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- Strawberry cream cheese on a bagel is like having cheesecake for lunch. And I'm going to have it's babies.6:07 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- Exchanging coding expertise with Trolley.12:06 PM Jul 5th from Tweetie
- Love should be the answer or the solution, not the question or the problem.3:28 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie
- So hard to move with the slow waves of people in Ikea when you have something awesome coming through your headphones.1:28 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- LCBO Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?! Now do I want to get carded or not?12:26 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- @marktrolley Sounds good12:26 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to marktrolley
- @doingitwrong The unexpectedly hilarious movie, Step-brothers.4:33 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to doingitwrong
- Runner-up line: "I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro".11:29 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- "I wanna roll you up into a ball and shove you up my vagina" No one's going to top that line tonight.10:34 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- Watching Righteous Kill with the Itani's. People would pay to watch DeNiro and Pacino read a phone book so it can't be that bad.8:19 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
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