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  1. He falls to pieces and his heart's diseased and he KNOOOOOOOOOOWS he knows oooohhhhhhhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Any night worth mentioning will now begin with "Hey handsome". Forgetting to kiss the cheek may be omitted. 10:12 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  3. My wingwoman just found her best friend and this night just got awkward. 6:03 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  4. @Causalien I'd say that I'd like to be seen as me, but I don't really care. 10:18 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie in reply to Causalien
  5. @aarongensey Yeah, really normal. To the point of being somewhat boring. Uh oh. 8:24 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to aarongensey
  6. I wonder if people at work see me as a normal person. 5:49 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  7. @Maeko Woah, from Rochester? I wish I could go to TO this weekend too and we could have gone together. Or join me and @zenforlunch next time 8:35 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie in reply to Maeko
  8. Hmmmm...still cooking dinner and it's almost 11:30. This doesn't feel right. 8:21 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  9. @orenmazor I guess guys use them cause it's better than no pussy. 7:18 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie in reply to orenmazor
  10. @bagelsss I haven't tried pocket pussies for the exact same reason. 7:05 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie in reply to bagelsss
  11. Had a crusty in my eye the entire Tai Chi class, and no one told me! Either my classmates didn't notice or were too embarassed for me. 7:02 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  12. @aarongensey @marktrolley Haaahahha. I'm getting the Shogun Special with lobster tail. Gonna fast all day to fit it in! 4:23 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie in reply to aarongensey
  13. @marktrolley I saw that! And one of the comments is "Radical! Praise Jesus! Hail hail Lion of Judah!" 1:53 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie in reply to marktrolley
  14. @marktrolley Decent song. Too bad the video doesn't have much heart and is more style over substance. The lyrics belie his Christianty too. 12:16 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie in reply to marktrolley
  15. You know you have a happy cat when she sleeps next to your head and you can't hear your music over the sound of her purr. 8:28 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  16. @Causalien Yeah, without abstinence, I fall right into addiction. 8:27 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to Causalien
  17. @Causalien Man, I still haven't played that...cause I'm too scared. Of addiction. 5:33 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to Causalien
  18. @NilsGeylen I totally got that Interpol reference. :) 12:48 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to NilsGeylen
  19. Society started brushing teeth/looking in the mirror at night in case people ate ice cream sandwiches and got chocolate on their mouths. 4:34 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  20. Nickelback named band of the decade by Billboard. Winners: none. Losers: humanity. 1:53 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie