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  1. Comcast digital SUCKS
  2. Sir Urps-a-lot has taken out 4 of my outfits this PM. Good thing his smiles have kicked in to offset the laundry
  3. A told his father he's a "poop machine." My influence is showing.
  4. My life seems to revolve around In 'N Out. Alas, I refer not to yummy burgers but to G's two primary functions and efforts to pottytrain D.
  5. G likes the night life. He likes to boogie.
  6. G is becoming known as Sir Urps-a-lot. It's uncanny how often he gets my cleavage.
  7. Lil one has been sleeping the last few hours. Wish I could.
  8. G has my feet - his cute little prehensile toes can grip my finger
  9. Ready to duct tape pacifier to G. Think child protective svcs will care?
  10. Not impressed that my iPhone is often hours behind on updating my email.
  11. 3 sleeping boys, choc chip cookies an Barolo. Happy times.
  12. Lose 18+ LBS While Eating Chocolate!!! Oh, wait... that's probably because I had a baby last week. Hmmm...
  13. Q likes to ask for "waah hoes" (waffles,) and "aah hoes" (apples.) Is it wrong how much his parents love this?
  14. Campari and soda, wahoo! D asked why G was coming home w/us from the last day of preschool party. Confusion still reigns
  15. Love that I go into a hospital, have an 8.33lb baby, come home to have lost 2.5lbs. Organic cabbage leaves join the wardrobe today.
  16. Holy great threatening noises, baby boy! Speak softly and wear a big diaper.
  17. Alas, the soothing methods of our roommates are both loud and ineffective.
  18. At 10:31 pm we welcomed the newest member of our family. G is 21", 8lbs 6 I'd and adorable :)
  19. Still only dilated to 5. May actually get totomorrow, my originally requested date. Sigh.
  20. Apparently. It's unusual to beg them to up your pitocin. What can I say - I want to meet the little guy already!