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- Somehow, I walked into a liquor store, bought 6 bottles of liquor, and still left with a to-buy list longer than the one I started with.5:39 PM Nov 7th from Twitterrific
- I didnt realize today was "Bring Your Slowest Employee To Work" Day...11:04 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
- I'm not buying this Wizard of Oz/Dark Side of the Moon business. These commercials don't sync up at all.7:45 AM Nov 7th from Birdhouse
- A subtle, but important distinction: your coffee should taste "earthy", not "like dirt".7:48 AM Nov 5th from web
- OH in the office: "Yeah. That'll teach him to blow in my ear while I'm peeing."2:05 PM Nov 4th from Birdhouse
- The towels in this hotel are just soft enough to be used as low-grit sandpaper.6:14 AM Nov 3rd from web
- Oh my, it feels nice out. So nice out I just might leave it out all day.8:50 AM Nov 1st from Twitterrific
- Girls have Halloween easy: they just wear less and call it a "sexy" something. I went for Sexy Cowboy. I look absurd in these assless chaps.2:55 PM Oct 31st from Birdhouse
- If you want to see someone struggle to get things done, just watch me try to do work on a Friday afternoon.12:24 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
- Double cappuccinos as good as the one @ made me earlier should be illegal. For everyone but me, of course.2:20 PM Oct 21st from Tweetie
- @ "intelligent user comments" are a lot like dodo birds: they existed once, but we're pretty sure they're extinct now.11:11 AM Oct 19th from Tweetie in reply to blm849
- Man am I glad she passed...I had *no idea* what I was going to say to her if she didn't.10:18 AM Oct 16th from Tweetie
- RT @: I fought the law and I KICKED ITS ASS! (passed the Tennessee bar)9:04 AM Oct 16th from Tweetie
- "You know how people say never to go grocery shopping with a buzz?" ..... "What? People don't say that?"4:18 PM Oct 15th from Birdhouse
- @ I think you grossly over estimate the coolness of the typical Tumblr user...4:42 PM Oct 12th from Tweetie in reply to al3x
- Furniture you have to build yourself is just LEGOs for adults.4:33 PM Oct 11th from Tweetie
- I ran 14363m before my wife threatened to divorce me because I won't stop playing this game. 7:14 AM Oct 11th from Tweetie
- Where it's at: a quiet Saturday afternoon with cocktails, jazz, and open-window weather.3:54 PM Oct 10th from Tweetie
- @ This is true, but I'm sure I'll find a way to pin this squarely on your influence.11:26 AM Oct 10th from Twitterrific in reply to flyarch
- I think we're single-handedly keeping the Nashville West Elm in business.10:09 AM Oct 10th from Tweetie
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- Name Bill Israel
- Location Nashville, TN
- Web http://cubicle17....
- Bio 2 parts coffee to 1 part music. Shake and garnish with a slice of smartass.
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