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- An Independence Day weekend without pulled pork sandwiches and a Law and Order marathon isn't an Independence Day weekend I'm interested in.about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
- The Oracle in The Matrix knows Neo will knock over that vase but *doesn't* know those cigarettes will kill her by the third movie?! Psh...6:27 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- Over-caffeinated and bored is a dangerous combination.1:17 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- My buddy left me in charge of his brand new Audi A4 while he's out of town. When's an appropriate time to tell him I'm not giving it back?8:40 AM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
- @JWCole Are you sure I don't want it?11:34 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to JWCole
- Original iPhone contract ran out yesterday. Now I can hear the 3GSs in this store asking for me by name.10:24 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- Hey, Apple "Genius", why don't you talk down to my wife a bit more?10:14 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- Those moo cards I bought a while back...yeah, most of them have ended up as bookmarks.2:53 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- Not entirely sure who this "Shorty" all the rappers talk about is, but she sounds like a tramp.4:18 PM Jun 29th from Birdhouse
- Listening to Green Day's "Dookie" for the first time in a decade. If you need me, I'll be in my room, drowning in latent teenage angst.7:10 AM Jun 29th from Birdhouse
- Twizzlers are hands down the world's tastiest plastic.1:21 PM Jun 26th from Birdhouse
- On the iPod tonight: Michael Jackson at his best ("Off the Wall" and "Thriller"). RIP4:28 PM Jun 25th from Tweetie
- Thanks to the new shredder and Maslow's Hammer, nothing in this apartment is safe.8:04 AM Jun 24th from Tweetie
- At the DMV. Smells like bureaucracy in here.10:09 AM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
- Working in a coffee shop can be a nice change of pace...until you realize your laptop's battery doesn't last 20 minutes without the charger.8:29 AM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
- @lizmcd24 I wish! No, this $$ came from our old landlords. I've made peace with the fact that JFA will never pay me in full.5:53 AM Jun 23rd from Tweetie in reply to lizmcd24
- It's amazing how someone sending you a check for $1000 will make you take back all the mean things you said about them.5:03 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
- Even if my conception *was* an accident, it was the accident that made him a father. So, happy Father's Day, Dad.4:21 PM Jun 21st from Tweetie
- There's no 'x' in espresso, chucklenuts.9:17 AM Jun 18th from Birdhouse
- The wife is using the DVR to record old episodes of "The OC". Surely this constitutes grounds for public ridicule, right?1:50 PM Jun 16th from Tweetie
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- Name Bill Israel
- Location Nashvegas, TN
- Web http://cubicle17....
- Bio 2 parts coffee to 1 part music. Shake and garnish with a slice of smartass.
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