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  1. Life Lesson Learned (the hard way): Do NOT attempt a handstand down an escalator while wearing a necktie!
  2. Gore: Global Warming to Blame for Erections Lasting Longer than 4 Hours ... read more at www.attentioncadets.com
  3. Congress to increase National Debt Ceiling by $2 Trillion -- www.attentioncadets.com
  4. New Civics Curriculum Mandated by Education Dept. www.attentioncadets.com
  5. "You say you'll change the constitution. Well, you know ... We all want to change your head" -The Beatles
  6. Having trouble getting your Whore House financed? ACORN says "Yes you can!"
  7. To our children: Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what you can do for President Obama
  8. Law School ruined my life!
  9. Jim Webb writes about snack cakes ... www.attentioncadets.com
  10. I'm running with the shadows of the night
  11. Animal Farm seems to be getting timely again
  12. As long as I have Sex and Drugs I can live without Rock-n-Roll
  13. Reid, Pelosi Promote Plan to Cut Medicare, Social Security Costs. Get all the details now at www.attentioncadets.com
  14. Obama reveals that Playboy brand energy drink is the source of his boundless energy ... www.attentioncadets.com
  15. ObamaCare to promote "self-medication" and suicide ... get the details at www.attentioncadets.com
  16. White Americans shocked to learn that Obama is White, Black Americans ... not so much. Read @ www.attentioncadets.com
  17. Nothing says "I'm sorry for your loss" like a casserole
  18. Find out how the Army of Epiphenomenon began ... www.attentioncadets.com
  19. Perez Hilton appointed as Blogging Czar ... details at www.attentioncadets.com
  20. A Patriot's first duty is to protect America from our own Government