epilepticoyster
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Hi, I'm Tiger Woods, and you're sexy.
10:06 AM Dec 14th
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RT @: Har de som skifta fra Grandis til Grandis uten paprika fått mange mangelsykdommer ennå?
10:00 AM Dec 14th
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RT @: Silvio Berlusconi hit in the face | Asshole deserved it.
12:55 PM Dec 13th
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Okay. Whoever left me in charge is an idiot. Or drunk. Also, where do you buy robots?
6:20 AM Dec 12th
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RT @: @ ... so your day was bad?
2:10 PM Dec 10th
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Not exactly happy hour for suspicious people with facial hair and backpacks in Oslo today.
6:45 AM Dec 10th
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My mom didn't let me smoke, she just let me pretend to smoke. Totally different.
4:22 PM Dec 9th
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Wish CNN was actually news.
4:16 PM Dec 9th
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Every cop in town is busy lookin intimidating while wearing yellow vests for Obama's sake. Perfect time to rob a random bank right now. In?
2:25 PM Dec 8th
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If I wrote my memoirs, only one page would have words on it, and the rest would be pictures of dragons.
12:38 AM Dec 8th
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Frat boy on the bus gives me a crazy look. Then we laugh like demented old men.
5:20 PM Dec 4th
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It's ok. I'm with the band.
12:01 AM Dec 4th
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@ haha, hva svarte du?
3:24 AM Dec 3rd
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I'm annoyed at the emerging popular geek culture, because now I have to be increasingly geekier just to stay ahead of the damn game.
3:14 PM Dec 2nd
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To all you mommy bloggers. Go away, slow down, edit, and come back with less words and more writing. P.S: Your template is cat shit.
8:38 AM Dec 1st
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So, since my life is a walking screwball comedy, I just superglued my fingers together.
4:56 AM Nov 30th
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Yeah, I'm being molested by an IQ-test-spam these days. And so are you I guess. Great. Just my luck. Do not press any links. You are warned.
2:11 PM Nov 29th
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@ murmuhrmuhrmuhrmurrmurhr, okay?
2:26 PM Nov 27th
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in reply to Streetmix
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Just threw my broken tennis ball. Didn't bounce, just fell down, all crushed and spiritless in the middle of the carpet. Stupid carpet.
3:11 PM Nov 26th
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When stupid people agree with me, I feel like I'm wrong. So I change my mind.
8:50 AM Nov 25th
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- Name Mari A. K.
- Location Oslo
- Bio WSoC. Future Advertising/Communication Something. Not the Cat on Head type.
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