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  1. @lateandsoon "Not my cup of chops?" Is this how they talk in New York?! 12:16 PM Nov 30th from Twitterrific in reply to lateandsoon
  2. I can't tell if you're being sincere, Barbra, but, regardless, thanks. I WILL have myself a merry little Christmas. 6:16 AM Nov 30th from Birdhouse
  3. Plug: Another week's worth of snarky calendar entries at http://www.epicdeer.com/lil. 9:58 AM Nov 29th from Twitterrific
  4. @TempleLentz My wife, a P-Town native, says that most of the hipsters are transplants. 4:18 PM Nov 28th from Twitterrific in reply to TempleLentz
  5. Some holiday. I had to use tools yesterday! It was Black & Decker Friday, I guess. 9:06 AM Nov 28th from Birdhouse
  6. The Ice Queens snark through Skate Canada. Or do they skate through Snark Canada? http://www.theicequeens.com/2009/11/24/2009-skate-canada 5:44 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  7. Me: God, I hate fog. It's like a wet blanket. Her: It IS a wet blanket. (pause) Me: God, I hate fog. 5:18 AM Nov 24th from Birdhouse
  8. @waitwait Going Rogue 2: Electric Boogaloo 8:35 AM Nov 21st from Twitterrific in reply to waitwait
  9. @nictate #twitter1990 starring Martin Landau. 5:59 AM Nov 21st from Twitterrific in reply to nictate
  10. I'm wearing sweats in public. SUBURBS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?! 4:41 AM Nov 21st from Birdhouse
  11. Truly overheard: College Student 1: And the bad thing about getting old is they lose their what's-it-called? CS2: Memory? CS1: Yeah! 11:22 AM Nov 20th from Birdhouse
  12. @DaveStinton Concrete?! What kind of office do you write in? 11:01 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific in reply to DaveStinton
  13. @aedison Because Steve Jobs always follows the Rule of 3s. Then milks it with "one more thing." Just like Columbo. And me, apparently. 11:00 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific in reply to aedison
  14. @DaveStinton Couldn't you have just told @petersagal that when he was sitting behind you at all those "Johns" shows? 8:45 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific in reply to DaveStinton
  15. No child was harmed, or even real, in the previous post. 4:39 AM Nov 19th from Birdhouse
  16. We couldn't afford to go to a corn maze, so I told the kid to find his way out of this suburban parking lot. 4:34 PM Nov 18th from Birdhouse
  17. @pescami I won't. DO IT! 6:27 PM Nov 17th from Twitterrific in reply to pescami
  18. When you've got those "I'm stupid" feelings, remember that you are an EXPERT on your own life. And so's Bob Costas. 11:20 AM Nov 17th from Birdhouse
  19. @rjpowder Are you asking for someone to buy you breakfast? 4:49 AM Nov 16th from Twitterrific in reply to rjpowder
  20. The Ice Queens' most developed episode yet -- 2009 Skate America at http://www.theicequeens.com/?p=112. 10:17 PM Nov 15th from TweetDeck