entropyninja
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Black Friday Bargain: Bought 12 lbs of pickles at Costco for $3.50. Seriously, that's like 12 cents a pickle. Ate three in the parking lot.
about 13 hours ago
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@ When deciding what to wear this morning I knew the right answer was sweatpants, wool socks and a hoodie. I'm just saying...
about 19 hours ago
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Job pickings are slim. I just applied to be an egg donor. The phone screening didn't go well and I'm not optimistic for an interview.
about 24 hours ago
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... so then I said, "ubi possum potiri petasi similis isti."
6:45 PM Nov 26th
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@ different, but not necessarily better. Think it has something to do with the weather in Fl and the whole no animal thing.
1:43 PM Nov 26th
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Maybe today wasn't the best day to watch Food, Inc.
1:24 PM Nov 26th
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First upset of the day: Scottish Terrier over the Bulldog. Yeah, I watched fat legs jog around a carpet; I mean I watched the dog show.
11:06 AM Nov 26th
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It's just before 1 and I'm already weak at the knees and high from this veg french onion soup. It's going to be a long and unproductive day.
9:51 AM Nov 26th
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@ that's what she said.
8:40 AM Nov 26th
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Making pie while listening to Contracts lectures. Awesomely productive, but I'm doing neither very well. Mos
6:57 AM Nov 26th
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I tried to piss excellence this morning but didn't know it was going to burn like that.
6:52 PM Nov 25th
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New Job Leads: Semi-Professional Race Car Driver; Amateur Tattoo Artist. I'm sticking to growth fields this time around.
6:33 PM Nov 25th
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@ per usual, thanks and you rock.
4:53 PM Nov 25th
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Tried to nap today but ended up in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28.
4:06 PM Nov 25th
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3:00 AM: Wide awake and wishing I could measure how much of my life has blown by while using my iPhone. Think there's an app for that?
12:03 AM Nov 25th
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Voice in my head: "Calm down and just go to your happy place."
Me: "Twitter?"
11:59 PM Nov 24th
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@ it's either a tapeworm... or, but less likely, lupus.
2:05 PM Nov 24th
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Kettle : Black :: Creationist : Flu shot.
9:06 PM Nov 23rd
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And of course I meant Sudoku.
8:37 PM Nov 23rd
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@ I wish I had something to help with exams, sadly I'm out of Ritalin to crush and snort.
8:35 PM Nov 23rd
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