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  1. Went to a new barber; there was a straight razor involved. After, goth coffee shop chick hit on me. Lesson: hotties dig straight razors.about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. 30 rock makes me happy. There's nothing about a fontanelle joke I don't like.about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. I was skeptical at first but the pizza shaped tuperware is coming up huge. In other news, my pizza obsession has reached a new level.6:33 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  4. Excuse me, sir. Sorry to wake you from your train nap/coma, but what is that intoxicating scent you're wearing? Rat vomit or human urine?2:35 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  5. The suprise of the weekend isn't dog vomit, nude clowns or lack of Geo Wash Bridge traffic, but a sparklingly clean Merritt pkw restroom.8:50 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  6. @jennifih who do we have?8:24 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie in reply to jennifih
  7. Box wine isn't the new bottled. Sorry marketing machine.12:46 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  8. Spit and twit. Done and done.12:14 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  9. @mikejesposito where else would an Italian sit? Society has rules for a reason.11:37 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to mikejesposito
  10. @mikejesposito so do you...10:49 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  11. What is the maximum number of days in a row one can wear a pair of jeans in public? I submit n=4 with proper cologne application.10:20 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  12. Just had Warheads for the first time since 6th grade. I doubled my previous record of three-at-once. Take that middle school Eben.9:37 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  13. So a recursion joke goes into a bar...6:33 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  14. Is a contact high considered constructively possession? I've not exerted dominion and control but...7:48 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  15. @ItsNeverLupus of course it did... Wouldn't have expected anything less. Btw, always start with vodka at 10-11am for a good day. Fuck beer.4:57 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to ItsNeverLupus
  16. This Week's Sign that the Meek Shall Inherert the Earth: Staten Island Burger Chef has a neon sign advertising free WiFi.9:10 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  17. @ItsNeverLupus you crack me up... Btw, How are you not there yet? I thought my 11:30 arrival was late.10:57 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to ItsNeverLupus
  18. @ItsNeverLupus @jennifih on the contrary... Not sure you can go wrong with that description.8:45 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to ItsNeverLupus
  19. Housed a Buffalo Chik'n wrap. Now trying to convince myself that expeller pressed, hydrogenated whey isolate is healthier than it sounds.11:34 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  20. RT @Tony_D: I think Tim McCarver and Wolfram Alpha are the same entity; they often give out nonsensical answers to questions I didn't ask.6:55 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie