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Went to a new barber; there was a straight razor involved. After, goth coffee shop chick hit on me. Lesson: hotties dig straight razors.about 2 hours agofrom Tweetie
30 rock makes me happy. There's nothing about a fontanelle joke I don't like.about 16 hours agofrom Tweetie
I was skeptical at first but the pizza shaped tuperware is coming up huge. In other news, my pizza obsession has reached a new level.6:33 AM Nov 10thfrom Tweetie
Excuse me, sir. Sorry to wake you from your train nap/coma, but what is that intoxicating scent you're wearing? Rat vomit or human urine?2:35 PM Nov 9thfrom Tweetie
The suprise of the weekend isn't dog vomit, nude clowns or lack of Geo Wash Bridge traffic, but a sparklingly clean Merritt pkw restroom.8:50 AM Nov 9thfrom Tweetie
What is the maximum number of days in a row one can wear a pair of jeans in public? I submit n=4 with proper cologne application.10:20 AM Nov 8thfrom Tweetie
Just had Warheads for the first time since 6th grade. I doubled my previous record of three-at-once. Take that middle school Eben.9:37 AM Nov 8thfrom Tweetie
Housed a Buffalo Chik'n wrap. Now trying to convince myself that expeller pressed, hydrogenated whey isolate is healthier than it sounds.11:34 AM Nov 5thfrom Tweetie
RT @Tony_D: I think Tim McCarver and Wolfram Alpha are the same entity; they often give out nonsensical answers to questions I didn't ask.6:55 PM Nov 4thfrom Tweetie