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  1. @DaveHolmes Well, then, who was it? YOU DARE DOUBT APPLEINSIDER?
  2. "Ronaldinho was a different story entirely. I had to beat him to death with his own shoes."
  3. Saw David Beckham on Today show this morning. He sounds like the roadie from Wayne's World 2.
  4. @bandfitter Look, there better be a cover of "With Arms Wide Open," or I'm un-friending your asses.
  5. "And, as you can see, the porch overlooks the Sarlacc pit." #badrealestate
  6. Just once, on one of these real estate programs, I want to see a house with 1 bedroom and 17 bathrooms.
  7. Julianne Moore's phone voice in Eagle Eye is essentially Maude Lebowski with a robotic cadence. I keep wanting her to say "Vagina."
  8. No, guy on Wheel of Fortune, there's no such thing as a "shopping post." Welcome to Failtown, dickface.
  9. K-EARTH's 2nd HD radio station is "K-EARTH Classics." An oldies station now has "classics." MINDFREAK!!
  10. Patton Oswalt was AMAZING on Iron Chef.
  11. Eagle Eye: Decent cyberterrorism flick. Great performance by Shia's hipster beard.
  12. Shoot Em Up: If you took Robert Rodriguez's id out for a night of cocaine and Red Bull, then gave it a typewriter, you'd get this script.
  13. If I were a 15-year-old with rage issues, I'd probably love "Wanted." But I'm not.
  14. Crossed off my bucket list: Seeing our favorite local band get heckled by Mexican metalheads in Koreatown.
  15. To Live and Die in LA may be the most 80s movie ever.
  16. I know they're about similar subjects, but did 16 & Pregnant have to steal Juno's font?
  17. @futurethreat We may want in on that, too.
  18. OK, listening to the Natural Born Killers soundtrack at work may be too creepy, but it beats KEARTH.
  19. @CharlieChu Though it appears Sarkozy does like the booty.
  20. @DaveHolmes You mean Star Wars wasn't a documentary?