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.@laniolson Brawny paper towel guy reminds me of what Jeff Renner probably looked like in the 80s. 16 minutes ago from TweetDeck
@kellymrobison If you've seen recent pics of Mr. Logins he doesn't look like the way we remember him anymore :( 18 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to kellymrobison
@angie_seattle sage advice. giblet-bag-nectomy; check. 19 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to angie_seattle
@angie_seattle I got one. Now it's just a matter of cooking...oh wait. THAT'S what the number was for. d'oh! 35 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to angie_seattle
Pretty sure I wanna eat one. No question there. RT @angie_seattle: Having turkey questions? Call 1-800-Butterball or visit their website. 39 minutes ago from TweetDeck
T'was the night before Thanksgiving & all thru the house, not a turkey was stirring because most had been offed weeks ago & were defrosting. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
Let's teach our children Jesus Christ looked like Kenny Logins, because that's the Truth http://twitpic.com/qyrvv about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
@kellymrobison I hear Albertson's has it. I hope they sell it in buckets. Investigating now. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to kellymrobison
Where can I get 5 gallons of peanut oil? about 5 hours ago from mobile web
famous last words: "nah, we don't need to back up the registry." about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
@chrismorse hook it up. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to chrismorse
@kellymrobison Roof fixed? What happened? about 24 hours ago from TweetDeck
Señor Turkey is out of the freezer and defrosting the fridge. Andele. Andele. Arriba. Arriba. 12:03 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
After a seasoning rub and marinade, I will be deep frying the turkey this year. See us on the news Thanksgiving night. 10:53 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
Recycle your old fridge or freezer - get FREE pickup and a $30 rebate from PSE: http://bit.ly/8nrd3e 10:21 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
@RL_Wood Morally, no. Legally, yep. Sad. 9:46 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to RL_Wood
@MeKay523 or Oregon. LOL. 9:40 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to MeKay523
@geordieromer I couldn't stand to watch that last game. 5:31 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to geordieromer
gah. they weren't at home. I need to learn to read. 12:55 PM Nov 23rd from web
Wigan players to refund fans after taking a HUGE 9-1 loss at home; the 2nd heaviest in Premier League history: http://bit.ly/4pfSC4 12:48 PM Nov 23rd from web

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Name enjay
Location Seattle
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Bio LOVE: wife (My Best Girl), son (Baby Gorilla) LIKE: good music, running, & soccer IN: Seattle ALSO: Elvis Impersonator. Gardenerish. ALWAYS: Makin fun of myself

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