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  1. OH: "Daddy, do they have poop-sex?"
  2. I'm thinking about getting Lorem Ipsum as a tattoo. In Comic Sans. On my forehead.
  3. No, I will NOT "step you through" troubleshooting an MS Exchange server. Fuck off. Fucking die. Give me your job, shithead.
  4. RPGs: Still boring as hell. MMORPGs: Boring, but more people to be bored with.
  5. /me is wanting to cafepress a t-shirt that sez "Less yap, more fap." I need to stop surfing 4chan so often.
  6. Resurrect old twitter account? Check? Twitter-spam deluge? Check? Banning anyone I don't know? Check.
  7. Any plumbing job that involves beer and Great Horned Owls is a GOOD plumbing job.
  8. Celebrities dropping like flies this summer. Wondering who's next.
  9. Ear-nipples! Dear god I've got nipples! IN MY EARS!
  10. Tonight's theme: Dave Quits Smoking. Take... oh fuck it. I've lost count.
  11. Is there a reason why Coke Zero has so much fizz? It's quite distracting. Makes me think my headset is on the fritz.
  12. IF I HAVE TO SEE THIS SHIT, SO DO YOU FUCKERS: http://eclecticaerotica.com... No, not even remotely safe for work.
  13. Just started doing pushups. Hopefully I'll be able to see some improvement by August. http://hundredpushups.com/
  14. @j4yx0r Thanks lad!
  15. Howdy Twitter!