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  1. Ok. So do I start putting together a Deviant Advice "street team" or what? I need to focus on promotion.
  2. New Deviant Advice!: Desu? Gesundheit? http://bit.ly/3VKzDd
  3. @radiogretchen It's real easy. If you can prove conclusively that this friend is being antagnostic, cut em out of your life.
  4. Woops. Ignore that last tweet y'all. Doing some testing here. :)
  5. @Jim_Gray I'm trying to get an invite to Wave.. will it be worth it if I do?
  6. @markeze ::Late Response:: I hate you because you're pretty... *weep*
  7. @markeze *shakes tiny fist of rage*
  8. @markeze "I got me a car / it's as big as a whale / and it's about to set sail" so you fail. #failshack
  9. @OutlandishMatt be a journalist. duh.
  10. @verso I envy no man.. except myself.. when I look into the mirror.
  11. New blog post: Politics and Stupidity http://bit.ly/K6GQv
  12. New blog post: An unfortunate series of events... http://bit.ly/o2mdS
  13. I realize I've let too much lapse. Time to issue some corrective action. Off to the blog.. http://endlessmonkeys.com
  14. Dear Client: no way to be polite; you are a fucking moron.
  15. YouTube DJ'ing and talking about it on my Facebook... www.facebook.com/endlessmon...
  16. Dear Client: thank GOD you took the time to explain how payroll works to me. I had been wondering...
  17. Dear Client: surprisingly, the word "limit" and the word "cap" mean the SAME THING. Can you please revisit 4th grade? Thanks.
  18. Dear Client: you wanna know how i know you don't read anything we send you? Hint: we send you important information. READ IT.
  19. Dear Client: what you call "stupid shit i shouldn't have to deal with," we call "government compliance."
  20. btw dude... you bloodshot eyes frighten the fuck out of me.