endlessjoe
- I'm so sick of editing stuff, it's like "whoa". I'm not even sure exactly what that means, but I feel it in my heart .... like "whoa".about 10 hours ago from web
- Got a part-time gig with a production company doing Obama impressions for radio spots. Getting paid to do goofy voices is sort of a goal.about 20 hours ago from web
- I just ate so much BBQ that I peed meat. No big deal. Falling asleep now.8:49 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFox
- It's amazing how sometimes the harder you work & the more you stress, the quicker promise vanishes. I swear I'm not ALWAYS a curmudgeon.10:33 AM Jul 13th from web
- My clothes are covered in sangria and sweat, and my feet are battered. It's nap time for this ol' boy. Today was great. I need more todays.12:11 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFox
- Got into a yelling match with a caller from Atlanta. Told him his city is nothing but a giant leaky asshole with a couple of Applebees in it11:11 AM Jul 10th from web
- Gimme a lil' kiss .... my mouth is sweet. All them boys got nothin' on me ...8:55 PM Jul 9th from web
- Preparing myself for the New Orleans Running of the Bulls this weekend. Or, more aptly, I'm preparing my liver for the post run celebrations4:44 PM Jul 9th from TwitterFox
- I habitually see "the line" in conversation, then drag my ass across it like a dog with worms. Looks of disdain are my nourishment.11:34 PM Jul 8th from web
- RT @seanbedlam: English philosopher John Stuart Mill: "Not all conservatives are stupid people, but most stupid people are conservatives."2:35 PM Jul 6th from web
- I have a headache & neckache that is astounding. I need a day off or leisure time soon. I'm being worked harder than John Henry over here.1:26 PM Jul 6th from web
- Most things in the world ... myself included ... are much better in theory than in practice. It's a shame, really.6:03 PM Jul 5th from web
- Yesterday ended up being damn fine. I'm now back at work feeling fat, sleepy, and with massive heartburn. Like a true American. *salute*6:46 AM Jul 5th from web
- Is there a trophy for Angriest Dude In the History of Ever? I sure hope so. Because I deserve it today. I wanna punch Ben Franklin's corpse.10:20 AM Jul 4th from web
- Gotta massive headache. Gonna take a bath. I'm gonna be so naked. It's gonna be off the chain. Off the CLIFF even, how naked I'm about to be6:23 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFox
- This morning I sold my old Ninja Turtles collection to a West Bank wigger. He was like some joke I'd have made up all come to life.9:47 AM Jun 30th from web
- Is it wrong to wish bone cancer upon the person who just outbid me at the last minute on ebay? I don't care. I'm doing it anyway.10:04 PM Jun 29th from web
- Tomorrow, I begin the life of a man on salary. Nothing makes you feel more adult than being one step above indentured servitude.5:40 PM Jun 28th from web
- On a lighter note, I've discovered a better buddy name than "Broseph" or "Broseppi" .... Brobot. Use it wisely.8:37 AM Jun 27th from web
- For the 2nd straight month, I've overdrawn at the bank thanks to an old check that someone cashed way late. Oh, stress & anger. My old pals.6:06 AM Jun 27th from web
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- Name Joe
- Location New Orleans
- Web http://www.youtub...
- Bio I like my coffee black and my parole denied
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